Chapter 83 - Volunteering with the Disciplinary Committee
Having finished my service activities at the cafeteria (sexual subtext included), I was assigned my next volunteer mission.
...Well, I expected as much. So, what do I need to do next?
"Please cooperate with the Disciplinary Committee."
The Disciplinary Committee? This school actually has a system like that?
When you think of the Disciplinary Committee in school fiction, they’re usually the second-most powerful entity after the Student Council. The committee that cracks down on rule violations and messy uniforms to enforce "wholesomeness" upon the entire student body! Unwholesomeness is a sin!
And they want me to help with that?! Me, a man who looks like "Unwholesomeness" walking around in a suit?! Me, who sometimes walks around without a suit?!
Is this that thing? I stand by the school gate in the morning and check every student as they arrive...
"Isn't that skirt too short?"
"Are those panties white?" "
Are you wearing padding?"
"Is your hymen still intact?"
...I just have to interrogate them like that, right?
Understood. Sao, the Living Shield of the Royal Academy, shall strip away every shred of unwholesomeness from this institution!!
...Wait, isn't that self-defeating?
"I am Libra, a fourth-year student and the Chairperson of the Royal School Disciplinary Committee."
When I arrived at the designated spot, a female student stood there looking as though she were the literal personification of "Rule Supremacy." Her uniform was perfectly adjusted, every button meticulously fastened. Her skirt was long enough to hide her knees, and she wore zero makeup. And, as if it were the standard equipment for the role, she wore glasses.
She was flawless in every way.
"I was relieved to have you dispatched by the Student Council today. I expect great things from you."
She’s surprisingly welcoming? I was prepared for a reaction like "Don't just barge in here and get in my way," but my expectations were subverted in a good way.
"Our Disciplinary Committee is much busier than people think. This is a prestigious school, but as time passes, the morale loosens, and the number of students doing 'naughty' things in the shadows is increasing. The workload for the committee to crack down on them increases every year."
...That hits a bit close to home. Well, if you asked me if sex was a "naughty" thing, I would firmly state it’s a good thing. Sex, as the source of all life, couldn't possibly be bad. But since doing it secretly in the shadows is more pleasurable, I guess it’s fine to classify it as "naughty" for now?
"So, is my job to beat down any violators the moment I find them? If so, leave it to me!"
Feast your eyes on the skills of the winner of the "One Day Heaven-Breaking Ceremony"!
"No, that won't be necessary."
"Ehhhhh...!?"
She cut me down right as I was getting pumped.
"Daily investigations and crackdowns are our routine tasks. I want Sao-kun to take charge of a more special task as a helper. Something that would show remarkable effects in just the one day you're in charge..."
"I see, I see."
Doesn't that mean I have to do something pretty extraordinary? If she expects immediate results, I’ll have to do something shocking to match. What on earth should I do?
"Actually, there are 'problem children' on the blacklist created by our committee. Habitual violators."
"Scary."
That means they’re real delinquents, right? The type with pompadours and red tape on their bag handles, looking for a fight.
"No matter how many times we point out their violations, they show no sign of reform; we are at our wit's end. Since you demonstrated your strength at the event, the targets should respect you, and you'll serve as a deterrent."
"You’re making me sound like a literal 'ultimate weapon' you're flashing around."
I really don't want things to get too violent, though. But if I don't overcome this, the Student Council won't recognize it as volunteer work, and I won't be able to fulfill the purpose of starting my Circle. Plus, disciplining problem children leads to peace in the school. So, for the sake of universal peace, Sao shall step up.
I'm gonna take the top spot, so get ready!
"The students in question have already been summoned to a separate room. I’ve prepared the setting so no one will disturb you. I want you to give them a stern warning."
"I'll do it!!"
Half out of desperation. I don't care if they have pompadours or if they're punks—I'm gonna rock-and-roll them!!
But when I faced the problematic "problem children"...
I encountered Gyaru.
Blonde hair. Darkened skin. And their nails—all ten fingers were different colors, and in flickering primary colors at that. They were, without a doubt, gyarus.
"The direction of these 'problem children' is different from what I imagined!?"
And there are gyarus in another world?! Gyarus, whom I thought were purely a product of modern Japan?! I’ve caught another glimpse of the "anything goes" feel of this isekai.
"They dye their hair, tan their skin, and wear excessive makeup that is forbidden by school rules. They are problem children who won't reform no matter how many times they are warned. You could say we’ve given up...!" The Disciplinary Chairperson said with a face full of mortification.
"If they're that unmanageable, can't you just move them to the teachers' jurisdiction and suspend or expel them?"
"It’s not that easy...! Despite appearances, they are daughters of Ducal houses. If we punish them poorly, it might become a political problem...!"
Gyaru Duke-daughters?! In a way, they feel like a rarer species than Villainess-daughters!
"Age-poyo~"
Don't think just saying that makes you a gyaru!
Three fantasy school students who looked like dark-skinned, old-school "Yamanba" gyarus had been summoned to the student guidance room for the time being.
"Hey, hey, Libra-chi~? Why'd you call us here~? We’re like, actually pretty busy, you know?"
"LIAR! All you do all day is polish your nails and look for split ends!!"
"It's called 'nail art,' duh~"
Ah. This feeling of words not getting through no matter what you say.
"I’ve told you many times that dyeing your hair is a violation of school rules! Why won't you follow the warning?!"
"But this is like, my natural hair color~"
The gyarus are blonde, but there's a possibility that it is their natural hair! After all, this is a fantasy isekai!
"Then what about your skin color?! Such an unnatural tan can't be natural!!"
"My grandmother on my mother's side is a Dark Elf~"
What a fantasy-style excuse! Oh, I see, a Dark Elf, then it can't be helped, is that how it goes?!
"Gunu-nu-nu-nu...! ...See? Even if I talk to them, they just dodge and weave, showing no room for reform. Sao, can't you do something with your skills?"
"Even if you ask me to do something...!"
It looks like I can't do anything, right? How could I make free spirits—whom even the authority of the Disciplinary Committee can't make obey—follow me? Through violence? Does violence solve everything?
If the opponent were a punk in a school uniform, I’d think that was an option, but for women, that kind of response is a bit... I still want to be a feminist. But if I seal away violence, there’s nothing left I can do...!
"Ah—it’s Sao-chi!?"
"Sao-chi!?"
The gyarus noticed me and swarmed me all at once.
"NO WAY! The real Sao-chi is craz-y!?"
"To encounter Sao-chi, the hottest topic right now, is seriously Yaba-tanien (super bad/crazy)!?"
"Let’s take a magic-selfie and post it on Magic-Insta! This'll definitely go viral!!"
As expected of gyarus, their ability to close the distance is insane. Their over-familiarity is off the charts. I felt like a stray cat being swarmed and messed with. Or maybe a Cryptid? Don't treat me like a rare beast.
"Um... everyone, I have something to talk to you about...!"
"Forget that, let’s exchange addresses! We’ll invite you to our group chat!"
Stop ignoring people and sticking to your own pace. And besides, does this world have L*NE?! It doesn't, so stop saying random things!!
"Because Sao-chi is like, the biggest trend in school right now~ As people who are sensitive to trends, we like, have to check you out, right?"
Don't talk about me like I’m boba tea!!
"It was so cool how you beat Harubel-pyon at the event the other day~ He was pretty popular, too, but it feels like all the popularity moved to Sao-chi after that fight~"
"Being strong and cool is totally 'in,' but is that rumor about Sao-chi true?"
"The R-U-M-O-R that you're eating your way through every girl in your grade?"
...Now, what could they be talking about? Please stop making strange accusations. See? The Disciplinary Chairperson over there is watching with sharp eyes.
"Ehh~? Are rumors just rumors? But the stories we heard are like, really specific?"
"Like how you turned empty classrooms into hook-up rooms and are like, 'mating' every day?"
"You're swapping through women one after another, right?"
"The lady you're guarding, or your actual sister who's guarding with you... you're like, 'doing it' every day and they're your meat toilets, right?"
"We also heard you got Whip-chi, the homeroom teacher, and are doing it in the counseling room~"
"Since you're close to the Queen, you're doing it with her, too. And since the Queen recently 'got blessed' (pregnant), people are saying the one who impregnated her was Sao-chi...!"
This is bad. Letting these girls keep chirping like this is definitely bad. For reasons separate from volunteering, I now have a need to "do something" about these gyarus. If it’s come to this, I can't afford to care about appearances.
"DON'T GET COCKY, YOU PROBLEM CHILDREN!!"
"""KYAAAAAAH!!?"""
I overwhelmed the three dark-skinned gyarus with my aura. If I get a little serious, I can overwhelm these high-born ladies—who look like they have zero combat experience—without even touching them!
"What's with you, Sao-chi~? You're like, totally killing the vibe~?"
"Silence! Since I've been requested by the Disciplinary Committee to reform you, if you take such a flippant attitude, I’ll have to take extraordinary measures!!"
I just said violence against women was a no-go. But since they are opponents I can't communicate with, there is a special kind of "violence" I must execute.
Yes—forceful action in the name of "Punishment"!
"I’m gonna fix those rotten souls of yours! Now, line up your asses toward me!!"
"""EHHHHH?!"""
An aggressive act of the lowest level, wrapped in the protective film of "Punishment," which should be permissible even for women. And that is...
Spanking!!
"Spirit injection! Spirit injection!"
Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!!
"Ahi!?"
"Ouch!?"
"Fueh!?"
If it's the buttocks, they can take a bit of a hit, and it won't leave any lasting injuries. And yet, it forces not just physical pain but also humiliating mental distress, so I believe it’s an accurate means for encouraging reflection!
Thus, I diligently beat the three lined-up asses! Slap!
"Oheh! ❤️❤️"
"Stop it, no more! ❤️❤️"
"My butt is gonna break! ❤️❤️"
See, you girls? Do you understand my feelings?! It's not just your asses that hurt—my heart hurts, too! Just kidding!
So, after encouraging their reflection... it doesn't end here! To make the gyarus' reform more perfect, I shall launch the second stage of punishment!
Yes, after "Butt-slapping" comes... "Butt-pumping" and "Butt-poking"!
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