Chapter 85 - The Final Difficult Volunteer Work

 Even after enjoying the harem sex with the gyarus and the Disciplinary Chairperson, the service activities continued.

I picked up trash across the school grounds. I exterminated a swarm of hornets that had nested in the building. I organized a charity bazaar. I installed handrails on all the school staircases. I discovered penicillin from blue mold. I made a contract with a Shinigami to track down and arrest an intellectual criminal conducting vigilante executions.

And yet, the Student Council’s unreasonable demands showed no sign of stopping, and once again, I was hit with a new challenge.

"This is the final task." 

"I heard that exact same line last time."

Today, once again, an unpleasant exchange was taking place in front of President Monolith. To this day, I have never once faced the actual Student Council president in person; our talks are always through this Monolith-like communication device.

"This time, it truly is the last. Once you achieve this service activity, I shall fully recognize your efforts and may grant your request." 

"I heard that line before, too." 

"But I wonder if you can do it? This task is incomparably more difficult and dangerous than anything before it." 

"And I heard all of those lines when I was assigned the previous tasks, too."

This guy... is he the type who keeps saying, "That was just practice, the next one is the real thing!" until he finally wins? For me, life is always "the real thing." But at this point, the game has become a contest of perseverance. I’ll keep playing along until you’re the one who gives up.

"So, what do I have to do this time? After beating the God of the New World, am I supposed to take down the Creator of the New Century?" 

"Hmph... you’re high-spirited. I only hope that toughness lasts until I finish explaining the task..."

It’s hard to feel intimidated by a slab of rock. Skip the intro and just tell me.

"Are you aware of the Royal Academy’s most legendary Instructor? At the same time, she is also the school’s number one 'problem teacher'." 

"?"

What does that mean? When I think of teachers at this school, the first person who comes to mind is my homeroom teacher, Instructor Whip, but for some reason, the image that pops up is her stark naked and covered in semen. Setting that aside...

I haven't really interacted with any teachers besides Instructor Whip, so my mental search isn't hitting anything. The only other one who comes to mind is... Suppapan? He was definitely a problem teacher, but he’s already left the school, so he shouldn't be a candidate.

Then who? Someone I don't know?

"Instructor Beaker is the subject head for Magic-Chemistry. She is supposed to stand at the podium for all grades." 

"Oh?" 

"However, for several years now, she has not conducted a single class." 

"Fire that teacher."

A teacher who doesn't teach loses their reason for existing the moment they stop. Even the principal at my high school in my previous life taught classes. What subject? Ethics. Very principal-like. End of tangent.

"If we could, we would. However, the knowledge she possesses is precious—unique in all the world. To prevent it from leaking out of the country, we cannot remove her from the faculty of the Royal Academy."

What a pain.

"Of course, the school wishes for her to not just remain on the roster, but to actually teach and share that knowledge with the students. However, Instructor Beaker herself is interested in nothing but research and refuses to take a single step out of her assigned laboratory." 

"What a piece of work."

So she’s baggage that only counts as a liability for the school, but they keep her around because letting her go free would cause irreversible trouble if she sparked a conflict elsewhere. I understood that she was a very "delicate" asset.

"The school has exhausted every means to drag the instructor out to class, but not one has succeeded. Well, she is a magic researcher hailed as a once-in-a-century genius. It is impossible to surpass her in intelligence." 

"The school has it rough." 

"Eventually, they gave up and made it a matter for the Student Council to handle. Every successive Student Council President has used every trick in the book to drag her out, but not once has it worked."

If the teacher is still holed up in her lab, that's clearly the case. ...And based on the flow of this conversation, I can see where this is going.

"Yes. I want you to accomplish what no one else has managed: get the problem teacher, Beaker, to participate in a class. This is the genuine, final service activity."

By saying that, he’s clearly decided that my chances of success aren't even in the single digits. He’s betting on my absolute failure. Why is he so dedicated to pulling my leg?

"By the way, if I fail this, the Circle launch...?" 

"Naturally, it will be denied."

Why?! Even if the last one ends in failure, there are countless successes piled up before it. It seems he really, really doesn't want me to host a Circle.

He likely fears that if I—who have already distinguished myself—gain the title of "Circle Organizer," my influence within the school will eventually surpass even the Student Council President's. I think it's stupid to start a power struggle inside such a small enclosure, but now that a fight has been picked, I don't have the option to just slink away.

I’ll win the right to start my Circle fair and square and show this Student Council jerk what for!!

"Understood. I shall show you that I can drag this problem teacher out of her lab."

Saying that made me feel like Ikkyu-san trying to pull a tiger out of a folding screen.

"Very well. I’ll pray that you don't embarrass yourself too much."

What a jerk. You’re the one who shouldn't come crying when I complete this mission with flying colors!

Though, a Monolith doesn't have a face to cry with. When is the actual person finally going to show up?!

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...And so, I arrived. I stood before a certain building on the school grounds.

"Is this Instructor Beaker’s 'Laboratory'...?"

When I heard "Laboratory," I thought it would be a single room in a corner of the school building. But a whole separate building away from the main campus was dedicated to the facility.

"It's not just a room, it's a whole building...!?"

The fact that such space was provided for a single individual hinted at Instructor Beaker’s extreme importance.

"Wait, or maybe...!?"

Rather than a lab, this was a research tower. Since it sat in a quiet district far from the main building, the surroundings were thick with overgrown trees, and the ground was buried under a thick layer of fallen leaves. It felt so desolate. Rather than treating a precious asset specially...

"...Is it 'Isolation'...?"

The word crossed my mind. After all, her specialty is "Magic-Chemistry," a suspicious-sounding field. When Magic and Chemistry cross paths, a story begins, right?

Anyway, as I pieced together the image of the yet-unseen Instructor Beaker from various fragments of info, the phrase that solidified in my mind was...

"...Mad Scientist...!?"

Well, there’s no point in letting my imagination run wild during the intro. Everything will be clear once I’m face-to-face with her. So, I decided to knock on Instructor Beaker’s research tower.

"Instructor Beaker? I have a delivery~"

A suspicious visit disguised as a delivery man right from the start. But no matter how much I knocked, the door didn't open, and there wasn't even a hint of a reaction from inside. Silence.

"...This won't be easy...!"

Well, if the entire school—teachers and students alike—can't handle this person, there’s no way the first contact would go smoothly. The battle starts now. I have to find a way to make the shut-in behind that door interested so she opens it herself.

Eh? Just kick it down and barge in? A gentleman like me doesn't do such violent things! I will have her open this door from the other side, according to etiquette.

So, how to do it? It’s already feeling like a riddle, but I’ve got a good idea. Reincarnated into this world, I have plenty of knowledge from my previous life, and hints are rolling around everywhere. I thought of a precedent for drawing someone out of hiding.

The "Amano-Iwato" Strategy!

Just like the goddess who performed a strip dance to drag out a certain shut-in NEET sun goddess. I shall follow that legend. And I’ve called in some collaborators.

Big Sis Calibur and Lady Staff.

"If Sao calls, I'd even come to the Reaper's Pass on Hell Hill~" 

"To be of use to Sao—I am beyond grateful! ❤️❤️"

You two are so devoted to me...! I'm the one who's grateful! Now, with their help, let's execute the plan. The R-rated Isekai version of the Amano-Iwato Strategy.

"Ohiiiii! ❤️❤️ Pussy! ❤️❤️ Pussy-pussy-pussy-feels-so-goooood!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Cock-shoving-in-and-out!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️" 

"Today too, Sao's cock gouges my pussy! ❤️❤️ I love cock so muuuuuuch!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️" 

"I love it too! ❤️❤️ Cock, cock-cock-cock-I-love-it-sooo-muuuch!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Nhiiiii! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Heheheee! ❤️❤️❤️❤️" 

"Ogoh! ❤️❤️ Goho-goho-oho-ohoo!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Ho-enhoooo!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️" "Ohyo-ohyo-ohoo!! ❤️❤️ N-hehooo!! ❤️❤️ Hyui-hooooo!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️" 

"Vagina-cumming! ❤️❤️ Pussy cumming, pussy cumming, pussy cumming, I'M CUMMINGGGGG!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" 

"My pussy is cumming toooooo!! ❤️❤️ Being turned into a semen-toilet along with Calibur... Double-Pussy-Action!! ❤️❤️ I feel love and friendship!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" 

"Milady's pussy and mine are connected through Sao's cock!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" 

"I love you, Sao! Calibur! ❤️❤️❤️❤️"

...Alright, that’s enough. Good work, everyone.

"Phew, Sao's cock felt great." 

"Truly. I have no choice but to live my life as Sao's female slave..."

Having finished their task, Big Sis Calibur and Lady Staff departed with glowing skin.

...Strange. With all that noise right at her doorstep, there was still zero reaction. Did the Amano-Iwato Strategy fail?

Or so I thought, but almost the exact moment they left, the door of the research tower swung open with a BANG.

And the person who appeared was a petite girl who looked to be my age or slightly younger.

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