Chapter 94 - Departure, and a Detour

 Our carefree circle activities have begun. Seeking wealth and thrills, we’re going to raid dungeons all across the world!

"...So, specifically, which dungeon should we hit first?" I asked, feeling like a street racer deciding which mountain pass to conquer.

"I have already selected the perfect location," Lady Staff assured me. Her efficiency lately has been remarkable.

"It was my proposal to make a fortune with an adventurer circle, after all. If I couldn't lay out a specific path to 'easy money and effortless profits,' I’d be a failure as a producer!"

Since when did she become a Producer?

"Apparently, there is a magnificent dungeon in a town along the border, far west of the Royal Capital. The difficulty is high and it’s quite vast, so we can expect high-quality materials from our dive." 

"And you want to go there?" 

"I want to challenge the record for the most high-grade materials obtained in a single exploration!"

She's unusually well-prepared. Where on earth did she get this information? I hope the source is reliable.

"Do not worry. This is a top recommendation from Her Majesty the Queen herself, so it is undoubtedly solid information." "

From the Queen!?"

You mean Queen Leavateinn!? How did she even get in contact with someone that important?

"I visited the Royal Castle and met her directly." 

"A head-on frontal breakthrough!?" 

"If you introduce yourself as Sao’s proxy, you can generally secure an audience." 

"She's been using my name without permission!?"

I hadn't heard a word about this! Still, a future lord who has already figured out how to see the head of state at a moment's notice is a terrifying thing indeed.

"So, we shall storm the Queen’s recommended dungeon and return with an overflow of materials! Then we’ll convert them to cash and splash around in a bathtub full of gold coins!" 

"Your image of a rich person is surprisingly vulgar for a noble lady."

Knowing it was a recommendation from the Queen actually made me trust it less. I find it hard to believe that old vixen would lend us her wisdom without some ulterior motive. Lady Staff has become quite shrewd after living in the city, but she’s still a maiden compared to a monster who has supported a great nation for decades.

"Still, I guess we have no choice but to go."

We don't have any other leads. Besides, ignoring a recommendation from the Queen would be an act of disrespect. It’s basically a command at this point. And just like that, a heavy sense of mission began to hang over our circle activities.

"Alright, now that the destination is set, the next concern is transportation."

This was actually a difficult problem. In the past, we could just charter a carriage and relax. But this time, things were different.

"We have too many people coming along this time."

A total of sixteen? The number is so large I can't even say for sure if that’s correct. They wouldn't fit in one carriage, and stringing together two or three would be a massive, expensive operation.

And it costs money!! My "poor man's mindset" kicked in—there's no point in trying to strike it rich if we waste a fortune before we even get there.

"Fear not. As the Associate Advisor of this circle, I, Special Instructor Beaker, have handled it."

Associate Advisor? When did she make up that title for herself?

"You are well aware that I am a woman who immerses herself in research even at the expense of my classes, yes? Such research has yielded various results!" 

"Teach your classes." 

"Transportation is one of my key research topics. Whether it’s people or goods, the time and money spent on transport are significant costs. Minimizing those costs is the core of social development!"

Yeah, I get that... In my previous life, the evolution of vehicles was directly linked to the development of civilization. Airplanes, trains, ships, cars... they shrunk the world and accelerated society. But I digress.

"Don't you think it’s a challenging problem worthy of my research? And the answer is already here. Behold, the Autonomous Driving Carriage created by my genius mind!" 

"An autonomous carriage?" 

"Yes! Equipped with a magical power engine, this carriage can drive without horses—a revolutionary invention! Now, witness the innovative design and form crafted by this genius!"

It was a mini-truck. The masterpiece Beaker showed me was, to my eyes, undeniably a Japanese kei truck. It had a driver's seat and a flat cargo bed in the back.

"Isn't it revolutionary!? A breakthrough unlike anything in history, with a sophisticated form that eliminates all waste! But the beauty isn't just in the design! An invention is only as good as its functionality!"

Whenever she talks about her inventions, Beaker talks faster while wiggling her butt.

"Allow me to demonstrate! Minoko! Get into the autonomous carriage!" 

"Moo."

Even Beaker has started calling the Minosynchelus "Minoko." I’m the one who started that, though.

The tires)flexed as the massive female Minotaur stepped onto the cargo bed.

"See!? Such sturdiness that it doesn't even flinch under Minoko’s weight! And it’s not just the frame! I shall now speed away with her on board, moving just as fast as if it were empty!"

Beaker hopped into the driver's seat triumphantly. Even the sound of the engine was exactly like a truck. It was so well-made I suspected she had memories of another world too. Despite Mino-ko being undeniably heavy, it drove off without losing any speed.

Whoa, impressive.

However, as the truck sped away, I caught Minoko's eye from the cargo bed. She had such a sad look in her eyes. Ah. It looked exactly like that scene from the song "Dona Dona." It looked like she was being taken to the market.

Regardless, the autonomous carriage was perfectly practical and seemed more than capable of handling this world.

"We shall use my inventions for transport! They run on mana, so as long as a few mages charge them, they'll run forever for free! The financial burden should be minimal!!"

I see, I see. Not spending money is wonderful, but...

Minoko alone completely fills that truck bed, doesn't she? How are the ten-plus other people supposed to get in?

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However, a genius has no blind spots. She had already manufactured another magic-powered vehicle for us. And this one was a bus. It was a large vehicle that could easily hold ten people with room to spare.

It was frustrating, but thanks to Beaker, the transportation issue was completely solved. After meeting up with the A-Rank adventurer Gurka as promised, the circle "Sao's Harem" was finally ready.

We set off for the dungeon in high spirits!!

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

"Whoa!? Wha-wha-whaaa!? It’s actually moving!? This giant hunk of iron!?" 

"And it's so fast!?"

The harem members... I mean, the circle members, were stunned by this bizarre invention that heralded a new era. I was a bit worried about whether a four-wheel drive could handle the unpaved, medieval-fantasy infrastructure, but that’s where Beaker’s genius came in. To handle rough roads, it had an anti-gravity engine that kept the wheels hovering slightly off the ground. The tires were basically decorative.

Furthermore, this "Magic Bus" had an auto-pilot feature. You just tell it the destination and it drives itself. It apparently uses technology derived from spirit summoning, so it can even handle sudden trouble. It’s super safe.

So, we could just sit back and relax in the bus until we reached our destination. What a carefree trip. We didn't have to walk or suffer through vibrations. Moreover, the interior was completely shielded, so there was no worry of being seen from the outside.

With a fairly long journey ahead of us and nothing but time, there was only one thing to do.

Sex.

The girls seemed to feel the same way; the moment the bus started moving, they began racing to strip naked.

"Take off my panties! ❤️❤️" 

"Expose my butt! ❤️❤️" 

"Spread my cheeks wide! ❤️❤️" 

"Open my pussy for me! ❤️❤️" 

"Hurry and put your cock in!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️"

Inside the moving bus, a dozen petals of butt-flesh and the stamens of female genitals bloomed in full glory. Of course, I responded to their expectations, inserting myself into them one by one. I slammed my semen into the fleshy flowers that were begging for pollination.

"O-hinnn!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Oho-ohoho! ❤️❤️" 

"Sao’s cock is the best! ❤️❤️ I want it inside my pussy forever!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️" 

"All these girls with their pussies out, being devoured by one man! ❤️❤️" 

"This is the ultimate harem sex! ❤️❤️ My pussy is boiling because you're treating me so roughly!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️"

After about an hour, semen was overflowing from the genitals of every woman on board. Travel sex is way too much fun! Maybe I should have the walls replaced with one-way mirrors? It would feel like outdoor sex while being inside.

Just as I was finishing the third round of creampies for everyone...

"Hey, Sao."

Big Sis suddenly called out to me. She was, of course, stark naked and covered in semen, a testament to her recent battles.

"Want to take a little detour?" "

A detour?"

What are you talking about so suddenly, Big Sis? We have a grand purpose—exploring a dungeon—and taking a detour right after we start is a bit too casual...

"I heard a rumor in the Capital about a really wonderful inn. It’s right on our way, so I thought maybe we could stay there tonight...?"

Stay there? Beaker’s Magic Bus is fast; we should be able to reach our destination today. Why stay overnight? Isn't that inefficient?

"Listen to your big sister’s request~ I want to try the special bath they have there. It's something even the Capital doesn't have."

A special bath?

"Yeah, apparently the hot water gushes straight out of the ground. They collect it in a tub so you can soak whenever you want." 

"Alright, let's go."

A hot spring. To think I’d get to visit a hot spring after reincarnating in another world. And I’m surrounded by women who are constantly thrusting their butts out for me. There was no way I could pass that up. If we're lucky, we can have a private bath and a mixed-gender harem sex session!

Let's go! Let's go!! And so, it was decided!!

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