Chapter 22 - Passing the Practical Training

"Huh?! You guys already conquered the dungeon?! No way!"

Those were the first words out of the old manager's mouth when we made our return from the labyrinth.

"...We haven't even reported anything yet, have we?" 

『Moo』

We were actually just standing there figuring out how to break the news and get him to believe us. Does the Royal Academy possess some kind of clairvoyant magic to monitor the state of the dungeon? Because if they do, I'm in deep trouble given how much sex I just had in there.

"I mean, look at you—you came back with the Minosynkhelus right at your side. That's living proof that you cleared the training, isn't it?" 

"Excuse me?"

Mino... syn... khelus? What?

"Look next to you, next to you." 

"Next to me?" 

『Moo』

Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek?! 

There's something right there!!

"A Minotaur?! Isn't that a Minotaur?!"

The boss monster we were supposed to have defeated in the deepest depths?! Wasn't it supposed to be dead?! Why is it alive?! And why on earth did it walk out of the dungeon right alongside us?! I didn't notice it at all!

"This guy isn't a Minotaur; it's a Minosynkhelus." 

"Syn-khe?!" 

"Khelus!"

What the hell is that?!

"Just think about it. This is a practice dungeon for students. If they placed an actual, lethal boss monster in an introductory course like this, it would be far too dangerous, wouldn't it?"

I... guess?

"Even putting that aside, this dungeon itself was conquered ages ago, and the authentic boss monster was destroyed back then. So, to repurpose this place for practical training, they decided to station a monster that could play the role of a pseudo-boss. That's the Minosynkhelus." 

『Moo』

The bull-headed monster nodded in agreement. Looking at it now, it actually has a fairly intelligent expression.

"There's a teacher at the Royal Academy who specializes in magical chemistry. He never teaches a single class and spends all his time entirely immersed in his own research." "Why hasn't that guy been fired?" 

"The synthetic monster he created is this Minosynkhelus. While using a Minotaur as the base template, it possesses five times the combat capability. Its intelligence is even higher; it's a model student capable of listening to human instructions, making its own judgments, and executing the best possible action." 

『Mooooo...!』

It's actually blushing from the praise?!

"The true manager of this practice dungeon is this guy. On the surface, it plays the boss monster to break the arrogant pride of incoming students, all while ensuring safety as the top priority. If an unforeseen accident occurs inside the dungeon, this guy instantly switches from an enemy boss to a rescue squad to carry the students out." 

『Moo』 

"If the students judge for themselves that it's impossible and retreat halfway, they walk out of the dungeon on their own two feet. Conversely, if they act recklessly, get wiped out, and exhaust their strength inside, they get carried out slung over the Minosynkhelus's shoulders. ...But you guys are different."

We had walked out entirely on our own two feet. Right alongside the Minosynkhelus.

"That right there is the proof that you defeated the Minosynkhelus and cleared the practice dungeon. Conquering it on the very first try is practically unheard of, let alone by a bunch of first-year students!" 

『Moo』

Minosynkhelus walked away toward a nearby cattle barn, as if to say, "Good work out there."

"Thank you for your hard work!! Thank you for your guidance!!" 

"Like I said, the Minosynkhelus is a special synthetic magical beast that's five times stronger than a regular Minotaur. It's vastly stronger than your average boss monster. Half-baked students stand absolutely no chance of winning." 

"So the goal was actually to ensure our absolute defeat to instill the terror of the dungeon into us?" 

"Exactly. For you to defeat it on your very first sight completely throws a wrench into the school's policy. You guys aren't just one-in-a-hundred talents... you might be once-in-a-thousand prodigies."

Oh, stop, don't flatter us so much~

"I'll send a report to the school about today. Conquering the practice dungeon earns you a provisional license for dungeon exploration, you know?" 

"A provisional license? What's that?"

"It's permission to explore regular, public dungeons other than this one. If you clear the practice dungeon but are restricted to diving only here, your growth would stall out. It allows you to enter real dungeons across the country where professional adventurers are actively exploring, so you can gather more practical experience."

Wow, that sounds fun. It's true that staying in a training dungeon forever would get boring. Even if you open a treasure chest, nothing but medicinal herbs comes out.

To treasure-hunt for significantly better spoils, I definitely want to visit an authentic dungeon swarming with active adventurers!

"Even if permission is granted, I cannot accept it. I am a person without the proper qualifications."

Pouring cold water on the excitement was Bloom's murmur.

"Bloom? What's wrong?" 

"This time, I was the exact definition of a student who played entirely into the school's expectations. I learned my lesson. I became arrogant, mistakenly believed I was a genius, acted recklessly, and failed. The only reason we passed regardless is because Sao and the others were accompanying me."

Well, you two were completely knocked out when the boss was defeated.

"I wish for the provisional license for general dungeons to be granted only to Sao and his group. I shall decline. I want to retrain myself from the absolute beginning." 

"You can't do that. The provisional license isn't awarded to individuals; it's granted to the party as a single unit."

The old practice dungeon manager spoke up.

"If you've arrived at that state of mind, young lady, then that is the single greatest harvest of all. Many adventurers enter a real dungeon while remaining arrogant, only to learn their lesson at the cost of something irreplaceable. Be it a sum of money, a part of their own body, or the life of a companion."

Bloom swallowed hard. In reality, during this exact dungeon exploration, she had come dangerously close to losing one of those very things. If only this hadn't been a practice run.

"The lesson will surely become your greatest asset moving forward. If you've gained something from it, step forward without fear. You might feel anxious, but if you forget how to take risks, you're disqualified from being an adventurer."

She isn't an adventurer. She's a noble, and the other is her servant.

"Let us accept what is being offered, Bloom. Your offensive magic is highly valuable. If the party lacks that capability, it would cause trouble for us as well."

So spoke Lady Staff. Has she already overcome her Bloom phobia?

"Precisely because Bloom wiped out the trash mobs with her magic, the rest of us were able to conserve our strength until the deepest floor, after all." 

"We make quite an ideal party, don't we?"

Two vanguards, one offensive magic user, one healer. And one incomprehensible guy.

With this, let's go ahead and conquer every single dungeon in the vicinity one by one!

"Thank you... thank you...!"

More wrapped an arm around Bloom's shoulders to support her as she wept tears of gratitude.

"Youth truly is a beautiful thing...!" 

『Bu-moo...!』

Watching the scene from the side, the old dungeon manager and the Minosynkhelus were both caught up in a sympathetic cry. Wait, didn't you go back to the cattle barn?

---

A few days had passed since we cleared the practice dungeon. In the meantime, the provisional license for dungeon exploration we were supposed to receive had still not been issued.

Because our feat of clearing the practice dungeon on our very first attempt—and during a first-year independent research block at that—was entirely unprecedented, it had apparently caused a massive dispute during the faculty meeting. I realized that bureaucratic work is slow no matter the world.

Since we couldn't afford to waste time in the interim, I've been violating More.

"Mph, slurp...! Sluuuurp...?!" 

"Ah, that feels great. Make sure not to let your teeth catch."

An empty classroom—a staple of any school. A fantasy royal academy possesses them as well, and having dragged More inside, I initiated public-space sex without paying the slightest mind to onlookers.

Lately, I have been in the middle of teaching More how to perform fellatio. While blowjobs are merely a ceremony leading up to sex, a woman demonstrating her intent to accept the sexual act of her own accord is incredibly hot.

"Since it's the same cock that ejaculated inside my sister's vagina this morning without being washed afterward, it must taste delicious, right?" 

"Pwah?! ...What kind of thing are you making me lick?! More importantly, didn't I tell you that doing it with you was a one-time thing?!"

More, who allows herself to be taken through a gradual breakdown of resistance if pushed, is also to blame.

"Since More licked it clean for me, it's perfectly fine, isn't it? Now that the cock is drenched in saliva, it's about time to insert it. Turn your ass toward me, More." 

"Damn it!" 

"More, your ass is beautifully tanned too. Do you run around outside without any panties on?" 

"As if that would ever happen! My dark skin is something I was born with!" 

"My mistake. But it's an ass that looks delicious, like wild game. Chomp." 

"Don't bite me! If you leave teeth marks on my ass, I'll literally kill you!"

Yes, yes. Since she's turning her exposed ass toward me with her panties already stripped off, let's go ahead and insert it from behind. Like beasts mating. Before that...

"Beg for it, More." 

"Kuh?!"

A woman begging right before sex is the most highly stimulating moment of all.

"...A-Ah, please put your massive cock into my pussy. Because of you, I've learned how good sex feels. If you don't take responsibility and make me feel incredible with your heavy thrusts, I'll never forgive you!" 

"Say it more lewdly." 

"You bastard...! I'm telling you to put your cock inside me! Right into my slippery pussy! Thrust it deep and shoot your semen inside over and over! Pour it right into the deepest depths of my hole! Inside my pussy, right into the depths of my pussy, ahhhh!!"

Very well. Just as desired, let's thrust the rod where it belongs, right into her thoroughly ripened vulva.

"Ooooooh ❤️❤️ It's here ❤️❤️ Damn it, sex really does feel so good, you bastarddddd ❤️❤️❤️❤️"

More's ass, stripped of excess fat and consisting entirely of thick, pure muscle, lets out a resounding echo whenever it is struck.

"Mating feels incredible, doesn't it?" 

"Don't call it mating, ahhhh ❤️❤️ That makes it sound far too raw, doesn't it ❤️❤️ Ah ❤️❤️"

However, having a woman face away from you, looking down at her ass while inserting from behind—doggy-style sex truly looks exactly like animals mating. It drives up the arousal, giving off the definitive feeling that humans are ultimately nothing more than beasts ruled by sexual impulses.

"But More, you really let me have sex with you so easily. Don't you possess a concept of chastity?" 

"I don't care anymore, ahhh ❤️❤️ It's because mating with you feels so good, isn't it ❤️❤️ Even though I shouldn't leave Lady Bloom's side for even a single moment ❤️❤️ Because your cock feels so good ❤️❤️ Sex, mating... ❤️❤️❤️❤️"

Well, originally, we're attending school to serve as guardians to our respective masters, so leaving their side is out of the question. On the surface, we've been granted permission to act separately under the pretext of "the two of us conducting practical combat training." It isn't a lie; it's practical training, though it happens to be practical training entirely in sex.

Lady Staff and Bloom are supposed to be specially participating in upperclassmen classes as part of their independent research to further their studies as feudal lords. My sister is accompanying them.

"That's true. Continuing to have sex secretly behind Bloom's back is bound to hit a limit eventually."

I speak while driving my hips.

"Pant, pant ❤️❤️ Then what are you going to do? Are you going to stop mating with me?" 

"Not a chance." 

"Don't say it with such absolute certainty... Ah ❤️❤️"

Did I just hit her absolute best spot?

Well, I've given it some thought myself. The best possible method to continue a physical relationship with More while ensuring everyone gets along peacefully.

"I can just have sex with Bloom too!" "Hah?!"

Excluding myself, the party currently formed for dungeon exploration consists of My sister, Lady Staff, More, and Bloom. Since I'm already having sex with three out of the four companions in the party, having sex with the remaining one means I will have conquered every single one of them. The party will be completely finalized as nothing less than my personal harem!

"Once that happens, it'll be completely peaceful no matter where or with whom I have sex, right? More can even be made to go completely cross-eyed right in front of Bloom's eyes." 

"Don't screw around! Lady Bloom possesses the precious body of a noble! There's no way I'd let a nobody like you turn her into damaged goods!"

As expected of her role as a guard, More doesn't hide her hostility toward a bad insect targeting her mistress's virtue. However, I possess a secret strategy.

"It's been arranged for Bloom to come visit our mansion soon, you see." 

"Hah?!"

To be precise, it's the Young Lady's mansion. It counts as our completely private space. Don't you think it's the absolute perfect environment for bringing a woman down?

"Don't screw around, I haven't heard anything about this! As if I'd let Lady Bloom step into a wolf's den like that! That's vastly more dangerous than a dungeon!"

She's throwing a terrible description at me.

"Well, before long, I'll thoroughly toy with Bloom as well, turning her into the kind of woman who shakes her ass of her own accord to receive my cock just like More is doing now, so look forward to it." 

"Nhooooooooooo ❤️❤️❤️❤️"

As I treated her to a heavy creampie, More let out a pathetic, horse-like whinnying groan of pleasure.

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