Chapter 89 - Counterattack via Physical Evidence

"Big Sis!? Lady Staff!?"

The ones who burst into the Student Council room were those I love like angels, those I know better than anyone.

My own flesh-and-blood sister, Calibur! And my mistress to whom I pledge my loyalty, Lady Staff!!

The key point here is that these two hold the record for the highest number of sexual encounters with me to date.

“What is the meaning of this? I am having an important discussion with Sao. Please wait outside until we are finished. Yes, this is a grave matter concerning his future at this school.”

"Whoa—!? The black slab is talking!? What's going on!?"

I got a perfectly honest reaction from my sister. I shouldn't forget that feeling of seeing it for the first time.

"We are well aware of the nature of the discussion here. That is exactly why we have come to participate."

Lady Staff stepped forward.

"Sao enrolled as my personal guard. I am, so to speak, his supervisor, and I must take responsibility for his words and actions. Therefore, I believe I am qualified to be present at this meeting."

Milady... could it be? Have you come to save me?

“Fuhahaha... You intend to defend him? I’m afraid that’s a futile struggle. The evidence has already been gathered.”

"I am aware. That is why we would like to submit our own physical evidence."

With that, Milady glanced at Big Sis Calibur.

"Calibur, bring that out." 

"Yes!" 

"Wait—no. We don't need the papier-mâché model of Sao’s cock that you made for use when he's away."

What the hell have you two been secretly manufacturing!?

"What we need now is this! Documentary evidence!!" 

"Documentary evidence?"

"Testimonies from the women who interacted and engaged in sexual relations with Sao-san during these volunteer activities! This document records vividly when, where, and how they coupled with him." 

“Well now! Hahaha!”

For some reason, the Monolith laughed even more triumphantly.

“Would that not simply serve as material proof of Sao's lewd conduct? A factor that confirms his guilt and gives us the advantage! Should I thank you for going out of your way to hand us such a thing?!”

T-True... if it's publicly proven that lewd acts occurred, my punishment is set in stone!

"I wonder if that will be the case?" 

“What!?” 

"Well, you will understand once you see the contents. Please look through any page you like."

I wondered if that Monolith even had eyes. How does it read text? Does it have a video transmission function? Out of necessity, Big Sis Calibur began to read aloud.


【Testimony: School Cafeteria Cook】 "Gosh, sex with that student felt so good! I don't know how many years it's been since I let loose like that. I felt like I'd aged backward ten years and returned to being a lovely maiden. I'm just an old lady, but if there's ever another chance, I'd love for him to handle me again."

"...So it says."

The cafeteria lady...! I was the one crushed by her mature feminine charm! Once you experience the eroticism of a mature woman who has cast aside the greenness of shame and lets herself go with her whole soul, you can't stop. I definitely want to have sex with her again.


【Testimony: Third-year Gyaru Student】 "Sao-chin's dick is legit insane. It's so big and hard and hot—honestly, I came like dozens of times. No one else has a monster-cock like Sao-chi's. He even crushed that lame playboy circle for us. Seriously, Sao-chi is the only one who can handle us now. I feel like a total slave to his dick. If I'm with Sao-chi, I don't even mind following the school rules, ya know?"

"Next up is this letter."

This is starting to feel like a radio talk show segment...!?


【Testimony: Fourth-year Disciplinary Chairperson】 "I used to think sexual acts were filthy. I thought coupling like beasts after losing one's reason was beneath a human being. But after meeting Sao-kun and joining with him, I understood. Intercourse is an act of confirming love, and in its presence, reason carries little meaning. Sao, who taught me this, is truly an apostle of love. I'd almost like to invite him as a special advisor to the Disciplinary Committee..."

"It's getting long, so I'll cut it there." 

"These letters are just a small fraction, but surely you understand by now?"

Lady Staff continued. Exactly!

"Not a single woman who had a relationship with Sao views it negatively! On the contrary, they see it as a joy! They wish to continue their relationship with him! And they wish to have sex again and again!!" 

“Wh-What...?!” 

"There is no victim in this case! So, on what grounds do you intend to judge him?"

What an incredible "Ace Attorney" moment from Lady Staff! By presenting physical evidence, she completely dismantled the opponent's argument!

“Heh heh heh... A meaningless defense...”

Or so I thought. The Monolith laughed defiantly. It has no face, but it was laughing.

“No victim? You think that serves as a basis for overlooking his outrages? What a naive outlook.” 

"May I ask why you think so?" 

“It's obvious! Lewd conduct is an act that is, in itself, contrary to public order and morals! The moment it is performed, there is no need for a perpetrator or a victim! All involved must be punished!” 

"So you will expel Sao? I see. If that is the case..."

Lady Staff placed her hand on the bundle of testimonies held by Big Sis Calibur.

"Then all the women who gave these testimonies will also be expelled, correct?" 

“Huh!?” 

"Well, it stands to reason, does it not? Sex is performed by a man and a woman. How could it be that only the man is punished while the woman receives nothing? These testimonies are simply reference materials to determine which women are subject to disciplinary action." 

“Grrrrrrrr...!?”

The Monolith lost its words. It seemed to have finally realized the terrifying scale of the situation.

"I have received word from all these women that they have considered this possibility and will accept the punishment if it falls upon them. Their numbers are significant, and quite a few hold titles that cannot be ignored—such as Libra, the Disciplinary Chair, or Instructor Beaker, the special researcher..." 

"If this goes public, does it mean these people will be fired too?"

If someone like the Disciplinary Chair is expelled for a sex scandal, it’s a disaster that would shake the entire school. And if Instructor Beaker, who was recruited under so many conditions, is dismissed, it would be an even bigger problem. And what would happen to the Student Council President's position for causing such an uproar...!?

"By the way, I have also had sex with Sao. I have been held by him hundreds of times now. If Sao is expelled, I intend to leave the school for the same crime." 

"Me too~"

Is this Paradise Lost?

"If all these women with the same resolve leave the school at once, a significant portion of the student body might vanish in an instant. Even if this is a Royal Academy, we receive donations and tuition from the parents of each student. If that is lost in bulk, the school's management might collapse, don't you think?" 

“Ugh...!?” 

"By the way, Instructor Whip has also had a relationship with Sao-san. If it goes public, she too would have to resign. In cases of lewd conduct, it's usually the man over the woman, and the elder over the younger who is blamed."

The faculty would have holes in it, and the management of the Royal Academy would become increasingly difficult.

"Instructor Whip also said she'd quit if Sao is expelled. My brother is so loved~" 

"If you wish to expel Sao even at the cost of giving the school such damage, then please, do as you like, Mr. President. Do you have that resolve? Do you have the unshakeable will to eliminate a political rival even if it means losing your own position and support?"

The Monolith fell silent. It was a sign of surrender, unable to refute the Milady's claims and forced to accept them. The Student Council's ambition to protect its seat of power by eliminating me was crushed.

Lady Staff is a terrifying negotiator. To think she’d take the whole school hostage. As expected of a future lord!

"For the sake of protecting Sao, this much is natural. Sao is my precious servant and lover. Eventually, I must receive his seed to produce an heir, so I will protect him with all my might, even if it means the school collapses!"

Milady's resolve is a little scary.

However, I might have been a bit careless this time, just having sex without a second thought. I completely forgot that lewd conduct is something the world looks down on. Maybe I should hold back a little from now on?

"If Sao held back, he wouldn't be Sao anymore. You have to act on your desires at all times."

So says my sister, who acts on her desires as much as I do.

"Besides, no girls are suffering because of Sao's sex, so isn't it fine? Sex isn't a bad thing, you know? It's the ultimate good." 

"I guess that's true, but..." 

"Collecting these testimonies made me realize again that everyone who had sex with Sao felt refreshed. They mostly said they wanted to do it again. And the victims of that playboy circle Sao crushed said 'thank you for taking revenge,' and 'thank you for letting me experience real, good sex' afterward."

Seriously, what am I doing? Lately, I've been having sex with strangers as naturally as breathing; I really might need some moderation.

"But the most unforgivable thing is the one who tried to socially destroy Sao by taking advantage of his generosity."

Big Sis Calibur's sharp gaze turned toward the black, shining Monolith.

"You... you know what's going to happen now, don't you? Since you lack the resolve to sue Sao to the point of destroying the school, you have not a single means of counterattack left." "Sao doesn't even have a desire for power, yet you're so scared of your own position being threatened that you tried to eliminate him. It's honestly hilarious. And even more pathetic because you made enemies of us in the process."

As she said that, Big Sis Calibur pulled something out...? Is that... a spear!?

"Since Sao said he was making a 'Yarisaa' (Spear/Slang for Sex Circle), I thought I'd match the theme. Isn't it cool?" 

"Sis, you're becoming a Spearman!?" 

"You know how swords have 'Dragon Slayers'? To make it an equally amazing weapon, I named it 'Dragonfly Killer' (Tonbo-giri)!"

Wait, wait, why are you pulling out a lethal weapon in a place like this!? It's dangerous!

"Besides, the President isn't even here! That Monolith is just a communication device, and he's actually much further away—!?" 

"How cute you are, Sao. To think you'd fall for such a shoddy lie."

Eh? A lie?

"I have never heard of a magical communication device this large. The speed of information transmission is a vital issue for the survival of a nation. If there were a device that allowed instant conversation from afar, the royal castle and other important facilities would be overflowing with them." 

"That’s true." 

"But you've never seen anything like this elsewhere, have you?" 

"That’s true...!?"

Then what the hell is this Monolith!?

"It's a camouflage. A coward doesn't even have the courage to face Sao directly." 

"That pettiness is what pisses me off. If you're going to pick a fight with my Sao, at least do it from the front! Don't hide and sneak around!"

Big Sis Calibur raised the spear. Her battle spirit flared up.

"Reveal your true self, you coward!!"

The spear swung down in a flash! It sliced through the slab-like material—neither stone nor steel—cleanly in half!?

Since her 'Divine Calling' is [Holy Knight], the spear seems to be a compatible weapon for her. Her attack was no different from a professional combat class. After all, she cleaved through that Monolith, which seemed to be stone or iron, in a single strike.

"Hi! Hiiiiiiiiiiii...!?"

That voice!?

"A Monolith-shaped magical communication device never existed from the start. It was just a costume used to pretend it was one." 

"By doing that, he avoided a direct confrontation with Sao. He probably thought something terrible would happen if he met Sao face-to-face. Especially considering Sao's usual behavior..."

He was wary of my daily activities and avoided meeting me directly? Which means...!?

The cleaved Monolith was nothing more than a hollow papier-mâché prop. He had been inside it, acting as if he were communicating from a distance. Emerging from the wreckage of the Monolith, his true identity was...

A perfectly ordinary male student.

"It was a guy!?" Big Sis and Lady Staff shouted in unison. 

"Ghaaa!?"

For some reason, the enraged Big Sis Calibur and Lady Staff launched a double kick. Blown away by the strike, the male student smashed through the window and disappeared outside.

Was that male student the Student Council President? Why did he go out of his way to hide inside a Monolith?


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