Chapter 147 - Shattering the Argument

I’m just a student from the Reniosegra Kingdom. A commoner, essentially.

That’s why I’m in a position to swear loyalty to the Queen. I can't go against her, and frankly, I don't want to. Beyond the bond of sovereign and subject, we share the relationship of a man and woman who have shared their passions.

So, I would never do anything to harm her. If the Queen had truly formed an alliance with this woman in front of me and intended to leave Niosebuk in her hands, I would follow that policy.

"However, since there's no way to confirm her intent right now, I have no choice but to act on my own judgment for the Queen's sake. I have a head of my own to think with, after all."

People who can only follow instructions are useless. That’s common sense in any society.

"I believe the best contribution I can make to the Queen is to slaughter every beast-like Niosebuk soldier, root out the royalty, and then present this entire land to her. An efficient ruler like her will surely manage it beautifully." 

"Isn't that just called dumping the work on her?"

In short, I can solve the Niosebuk problem much more smartly and directly than by leaving it to someone like you. This is what it means to be a man who thinks for himself—a man who gets the job done!

"Ridiculous...! You're too absurd...!? Not even Gangastra was this nonsensical...!" 

"You could say he doesn't fit into the framework of an ordinary person... but you see now, don't you, Sister Shinseniza? Sir Sao is, so to speak, your natural enemy." 

"Natural enemy?"

Tamagushi spoke with a triumphant air.

"Sister, you are certainly a wise woman. You gather information, perceive the situation accurately, and build strategies while reading two or three moves ahead. Your resourcefulness in seeing through an opponent's thoughts and dancing them on your palm is exactly what defines a master strategist. ...But, there is one type of opponent that simply doesn't work on." 

"And that is...?" 

"An idiot."

Hey, hey, hey? Are you talking about me?

"A wise person cannot read the actions or thoughts of an idiot. Why? Because an idiot does not act according to logic. Pre-reading is only possible when there is a pattern to thought and action. An idiot who follows no laws is the natural enemy of you intellectuals..." 

"Wait, is that idiot me?"

It's not me, right?

"Of course, if it were a simpleton who only followed basic instincts, you could corner them easily. They’d be no different from a beast. ...But among idiots, there are those who seem lawless but actually move according to a logic so massive it cannot fit into an ordinary person's framework. Such scale cannot be captured by petty wit; in the end, you misread them." 

"You're not talking about me, right?" 

"Such a 'Great Idiot' is what we call a Conqueror. ...Sister Shinseniza, you have finally met an opponent upon whom your boasted wisdom has no effect. That is Sir Sao!!" 

"Am I an idiot? Seriously?"

Forget it, I’m not getting through to them. More importantly, let's get to work on the perfect solution to the current situation.

"Basically, I just need to confirm the Queen's intent directly, right?" 

"Pardon?"

Both women stared at me, dumbfounded.

"What are you saying, Sir Sao? We’ve repeatedly confirmed that if we could do that, we wouldn't be having this trouble, haven't we?" "

That might not be the case anymore."

Or rather, it might not not be the case.

I feel like my [PoleM aster] skills have undergone a dramatic evolution since I came to Niosebuk. Just as [Sex Charge] and [Sex Boost] evolved into the ultimate [Sex Climax Evolution] at the prisoner camp.

Is it because I’ve returned to the homeland of the blood that flows through half my veins? Is it because I received the Spirit Emblems one after another? Or is it because I’ve coupled with the women oppressed by Niosebuk—a vast number now reaching into the four digits?

I don't know the reason, but regardless, my abilities—which began a Big Bang of growth—will now trigger a new miracle!

"[Pole Master] Skill: [M.F. Telepath]!!"

In response to my shout, my lower abdomen pulled taut. My member became erect, extending high like a rod... almost like an antenna. And then...!

『...H-hnh?! ❤️❤️ What was that sensation?! My lower abdomen... it's throbbing as if a cock was just thrust inside?!』

Hello, Queen. Is now a good time to talk?

『What is this voice? Sao? Directly inside my head?』

It’s been a while. I have a lot to tell you, but I need to confirm something urgently: did you form an alliance with the Fourth Princess of Niosebuk, Shinseniza?

『Hah? Why would I team up with such a delinquent? The core of Niosebuk is full of nothing but scum; I’d be happy if they all ate each other and went extinct. Supporting one of them to survive would only be a headache.』

Bingo. Confirmation received. It really was just a bluff from the Fourth Princess.

『More importantly, Sao? How long do you intend to run around doing 'undercover work'? My belly has grown large, and the child could be born any day now. Come back and see the child's face...』

Right, right. Niosebuk is on the verge of collapse, so once it's actually gone, I’ll head home. Talk later.

『Wait? Collapse? That's way beyond 'undercover work'—!?』

Click. Beep—beep—beep—

"I knew that alliance story was a lie!!"

The new skill I’ve awakened, [M.F. Telepath], allows me to communicate with distant women using sexual radio waves emitted from my meat-rod! The communication is limited to women I’ve had physical relations with, but if I’ve reached their womb even once, my glans memorizes the "Womb Frequency" (?) and can deliver waves directly to their lower abdomen!

...What am I even saying?

Thanks to this new skill, a lie hidden by ten thousand miles was instantly exposed. To control information is to control communication!!

"Magnificent, Sir Sao. To crush Sister Shinseniza's petty trickery so utterly..." 

"Petty...!?"

Watch your mouth.

"I’m sure it was meant as a minor test, but she’s been completely cornered by it. Petty wit does not work on a Great Vessel. It was a rare opportunity to witness that in person." 

"Kuh...!?"

Indeed, she was in a pinch. The thousands of Niosebuk soldiers she brought were incinerated, and her bluff about being backed by Queen Laevateinn was stripped away. With nothing left to protect her, she was being targeted by two executioners: Tamagushi and me.

However, I am a lewd playboy who always thinks with his lower half. I want to avoid killing women as much as possible. (Though I’ll kill sleazebags, thugs, and creepy old men on sight without condition.)

"...Heh, I see. This was a miscalculation on my part... or should I call it a defeat of my resourcefulness itself?"

Even in this state, the Fourth Princess maintained a composed smile... was that a bluff, too?

"I knew it. ...Ultimately, wisdom alone cannot rule the entire world. History has proven that time and again. All those hailed as 'the wise' in the records were those who followed at the side of a Conqueror." 

"Zhuge Liang." 

"Who?"

I guess historical knowledge doesn't cross over to a fantasy world. I thought since he’d been reincarnated into a "Party Person" in another world, there might be a chance.

"Perhaps I, too, was seeking such a person. A Master who could utilize my resourcefulness to its fullest. ...And now, finally, the perfect person has appeared before me!"

Is it just me, or is the Fourth Princess's gaze fixed on me? I looked behind me. There was no one.

"Father and Gangastra didn't have the qualifications. Because those men only believed in 'Violence.' 'Violence' is just one type of strength. True power is to bundle and hold all types: 'Intellect,' 'Numbers,' 'Wealth,' and 'Authority.' Sir Sao, it seems you could become such a truly powerful person."

Flicker. A snake-like tongue darted from her mouth for a second.

"What do you say? Don't you want me? Team up with me, and you'll gain top-tier 'Intellect.' A new type of card will be added to your hand for your battle to reach the peak of supremacy." 

"Tsk, she's trying it now...!?"

Tamagushi clicked her tongue.

"Sir Sao, do not be deceived! This is another of her tricks! She's trying to talk her way out of this crisis!!"

"That is not the case. I have purely appraised this man as a Master worthy of being supported by my intellect. Are you afraid of me threatening your secure position as his confidante, little Tamagushi?" 

"You—!?"

Tamagushi was getting pulled into her pace. Indeed, this "let's team up" declaration at this stage seemed like nothing more than a move for self-preservation. That she could say it with such dignity and keep us on guard was a testament to Shinseniza's sheer nerve. That grit and intellect must have been what kept Gangastra at bay.

And what am I going to do?

"No, thanks." 

"Pardon?" 

"I'm good on the 'peak of supremacy' stuff. I don't want world conquest or anything."

What I always want is peace. A peace where I’m allowed to flirt and plow the women I like. I only fight with everything I’ve got when that’s threatened.

"Niosebuk was an obstacle to my peace, so I crushed it. That’s the only meaning of this battle. Once it’s over, I’m going back to my country to study. I’m still a student, you know."

"What are you saying?! You are about to hold the military might of the world's strongest and largest nation, Niosebuk! If my wisdom is added to that power, ruling the entire world would be easy! Everything in existence would be exactly as you desire!!"

"What's so fun about that?"

I prefer a world where everyone lives as they please rather than a world that follows only my desires. Besides, it feels much better when a woman wants to have sex with me rather than doing it because I ordered her to.

"Then... do you intend to kill me here no matter what?" 

"I'm not gonna kill you." 

"What?"

What kind of tyrant kills people just for not following them? My absolute taboo is harming women. Therefore, I have no intention of harming you, Gender: F. If you just go home, we can call it a day.

"So there's no need for weird negotiations; I never had any intention of killing you from the start. If I wanted you dead, I would have incinerated you along with those soldiers earlier."

"You're underestimating me...! Me, the woman called the most dangerous in Niosebuk... you're letting me go simply because I'm a woman? This is the greatest humiliation of my life...!!"

Wait. Did I make her mad?

"In that case, I won't be satisfied until you buy me at the highest price possible! Come on, speak up! What would it take for you to team up with me?!" 

"Why are you getting so worked up?"

I inadvertently spoke in a feminine tone myself. Team up? Even if you tell me to team up...

"After all, you’ve added Tamagushi to your subordinates! Why is she okay and I'm not?! Tell me the reason!"

The reason? Well, if there's a reason, there is one... but it's really the only one.

"It's fine, isn't it? I’ll tell her, Sir Sao."

Tamagushi stepped in. Her face wore an extremely superior expression.

"The reason I receive Sir Sao’s affection is only one. It's actually quite simple..."

She stripped off her clothes, becoming stark naked...

"It’s because I am Sir Sao’s Flesh-Toy, ready to be bedded whenever he pleases! ❤️❤️"

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