My Girlfriend's Mother is an AV Actress - Chapter 17

A Regrettable Mistake: Insufficient Silence Money

That day, while we were eating dinner, it was my mom who blunt and unreservedly asked, "Hey, do you have a girlfriend or something?"

Truth be told, I hadn't told my parents that Hitomi-chan was my girlfriend. I mean, it's embarrassing, right? My parents are the type to shamelessly trespass into your privacy, so if they found out I had a girlfriend, they’d be the type to immediately ask if we've had sex yet.

"Lately, you've been going out with friends and coming home late a lot, and you often come back after already eating dinner. Today is the first time in a while, isn't it? In reality, you got yourself a girlfriend and you're going out on dates, aren't you?"

Yes, I often came home after being treated to dinner at Hitomi-chan's house. In the Suzumura household, it seemed Honami-san and Hitomi-chan took turns cooking, and both of them were excellent at it.

There's a saying about catching a man through his stomach, and I was being fed exactly like that. Well, though in my case, they caught my balls before they caught my stomach.

"No comment." 

"Eh, Big Brother? You haven't told Mom and Dad about Suzumura-senpai yet?"

The one who ruthlessly crushed my plan to coolly brush it off was Erika, my sister who is one year younger than me. Damn it, this chick knew. I had told her to keep her mouth shut, but the silence money wasn't enough. She had that exact look on her face.

"Hold on, Erika. Who is this Suzumura-senpai?"

Mom instantly bit on the bait. Ah, she intends to pry the information out of Erika, not me. Once it reaches this stage, there's no room for me to interject in a conversation between women. Hey, Dad, you look indifferent but your ears are totally flopped open like Dumbo.

"Oh, she is just a seriously premium catch! In Big Brother's grade, her grades are at the very top, she has a super pure vibe, but she's cheerful and as cute as an actress! She's definitely number one in the school. Man, I almost want to make Suzumura-senpai my own girlfriend..."

Hey, little sister, you're talking about Hitomi-chan with a completely entranced look, but do you have some lesbian traits or something?

"Look, I'm in the volleyball club, right? Suzumura-senpai is in the badminton club, but she talks to me quite a lot. And because the other kids around us get jealous, I can brag a little like, 'She's dating my big brother.' You've been dating for about two months, right, Big Brother?"

"...Yeah, that's right."

Right, this chick sometimes uses the same gym for club activities... We haven't talked about any lewd topics, right? I want to believe we haven't.

"So, what else is this Suzumura-senpai like as a girl?" 

"Let's see... this. They sway like crazy. Boing-boing."

Erika used both hands to represent huge breasts. Oh, you're about a B-cup yourself, right? Even when you spike a volleyball, they don't look like they sway much... Wait, stop it, don't talk about such sexual topics right in front of me.

"Eh, are they really like this?"

Mom's expression as she asked this was filled with intense curiosity. Hey, please stop, Mom, don't you start mimicking imaginary huge breasts too.

"Seriously, it's incredible. She has huge breasts like a gravure idol. When I asked her, she told me they're H-cups. H-cups, I tell you, H-cups! It's so erotic, right? She let me touch them just a tiny bit, and wow, it was amazing. They were so soft, my hands couldn't even fit around them. A super-slutty body is exactly the phrase used to describe someone like Suzumura-senpai..."

Erika, when on earth did you get to that point... I mean, Dad, don't look over here with a face so full of curiosity. "H-cup" is way too specific, it makes me visualize it perfectly.

"Shota. You kept quiet even though you have such a wonderful girl as your girlfriend?" 

"No, it's just that I didn't mention it because I wasn't asked..." 

"Show me your phone. You've taken photos, haven't you?"

An order came down from Mom. This was the kind of thing you shouldn't resist. I pulled out my phone and showed Hitomi-chan's photos to Mom and Erika. Of course, the sex tape videos that shouldn't be seen by other people were properly isolated and password-protected.

"Eh, Erika. Is this Shota's girlfriend, Suzumura-senpai?" 

"That's right. She's insanely cute and her boobs are huge, right?"

Mom stared intently at the phone screen. I hadn't shown her photos where her breasts were heavily emphasized, but even so, Hitomi-chan's cuteness and super-slutty body couldn't be hidden.

"...No way, Shota is actually dating a girl this cute? You said she was an honor student earlier, right?" 

"She's in the same advanced class as Big Brother. But Big Brother is just barely hanging on, while Suzumura-senpai was number one even in the mock exams, right?"

"...Yeah, that's right. I mean, don't say 'barely hanging on.' Last time, I was just slightly below the middle of the class."

I'm not an underachiever or anything, okay? Because I'm having non-stop sex with Honami-san and Hitomi-chan, once I get home, I can conversely focus entirely on studying, so my understanding has been progressing smoothly lately.

"You, bring this girl over to the house and introduce her." 

"Eh, why would I do that..."

"Do you think you're going to date a girl this good multiple times in your life? If you don't lock her down tight, the moment you break up, your life is going downhill, you know?" 

"Big Brother, do you really worry about stuff like that? If Suzumura-senpai becomes my big sister, I'd be so incredibly happy."

Mom seemed to have taken a liking to her just from the photos. I get it, her good personality shines through even just from the images. Except for her jealous streak and her tendency to be a female-dog, masochistic onahole slave, she's a perfect lover. Ah, being lewd is actually a virtue, though.

"Hey, hey, hurry up and create a done deal already."

Erika chimed in to stir the pot. Ah, so they don't think we've already progressed to sex within two months of dating. In reality, we've been building up "done deals" like crazy.

But still... only if Hitomi-chan says it's okay. Yeah, I can't ignore her opinion. While thinking that, I vaguely swept the topic under the rug and postponed it.

Without ever imagining that Mom would completely bypass me and make an approach to Hitomi-chan through Erika...

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