I Formed a Party with a Girl via an Adventurer Matching App - Chapter 10

 The Next Morning

Thud! Thud! Thud! Clang! Clang!

"……Nnh……?"

My consciousness, which had been drifting deep within a comfortable slumber, was forcefully yanked awake by a bizarre, echoing racket.

Opening my eyes, a completely unfamiliar bedroom came into view.

There was a large window right next to the bed. The morning sun, filtering through a slight gap in the curtains, dimly illuminated the interior of the room.

Lying flat on the mattress was me—stark naked. And clinging tightly to my side was a peerless beauty, likewise stark naked and fast asleep.

Meanwhile, the racket continued. 

Thump! Thump! 

The sound of something aggressively rattling against the glass.

"……Mmh……? What is it, so noisy…… I’m completely exhausted here…… geez……"

Not fully awake yet, her voice carried a sleepy, slurred lisp.

The girl…… Cordelia Salisbury, rubbed her eyes with the back of her hand like a drowsy cat. Then, letting out a massive "Hwaaaah……" yawn, she looked toward the source of the noise—the window where the refreshing morning sun was pouring in. With a casual motion, she reached over and swung the closed curtains wide open.

Standing on the outer ledge was a massive swarm of birds, staring directly into the room while aggressively pecking their sharp beaks against the glass window.

"Whoa, what the hell?!"

Faced with such a bizarre spectacle first thing in the morning, a yelp escaped my lips.

The large window seemed to be a bay window, and over ten birds had crowded around the ledge, jostling for space.

Cordelia stared blankly at the chaotic scene by the window for a few seconds before—

"…………Oh crap! Is it that time already?!"

Her brain finally seemed to register reality. The next instant, she threw the covers off and sprang out of bed.

"Yes, yes, yes! Sorry about that! Opening it now!"

Still completely stark naked, she strode over to the bay window and unlocked the latch with a click.

"H-Hey! There's a whole swarm of birds out there! If you just open the window like that…… woah, look out!"

Exactly as I feared, the moment Cordelia swung the window open, over ten birds flooded into the room all at once. The bedroom was suddenly filled with the chaotic, loud flapping of wings. Expecting a total disaster, I cringed and braced myself, but—

"……Huh?"

Surprisingly, the birds that entered didn't cause a ruckus. Instead, they lined up in an orderly fashion along the bedside table.

The avian lineup ranged from birds with loud, vivid-colored feathers to plain old street pigeons. But they all shared one thing in common: each one had a small box strapped around its neck.

As I watched in confusion, Cordelia went down the line, opening each small box and retrieving the items inside. Seeing the array of goods she pulled out, it finally clicked.

"Oh, it's just the newspaper." 

"There's milk, too. And some medicinal herbs."

The item Cordelia pulled from the main box was a rolled-up newspaper. It seemed these birds flew here every morning to act as a delivery service. If I recalled correctly, it was a trendy new delivery service called "Uber Birds" that had recently taken off.

The moment she dropped coins into the small boxes, the birds chirped their farewells: 

"Thank cue! Thank cue!" 

"Come again! Use us again!" 

"Gawww! Gawww!" 

"This stupid bird never learns anything! Stupid bird!" 

and flew right back out the window.

……It felt like a few of those birds seriously needed some re-training, but putting that aside.

"Cordelia. You’re incredible. Do you seriously get this many newspapers every single morning?" 

"Not really. Keeping up with world affairs is just basic common sense for an adventurer."

Cordelia puffed out her chest proudly, causing her entirely exposed, voluptuous breasts to bounce joyfully.

Laid out on the bedside table were seven different newspapers published by different factions. Not only that, but there were milk bottles, medicinal herbs, potions, and even ice cream—which was supposed to be a luxury item. On top of all that, she had even ordered a salad, presumably for breakfast.

The bedside table wasn’t exactly huge. Seeing it instantly buried under a mountain of goods was quite a sight, but to Cordelia, it was clearly just a standard morning routine.

Intending to read the newspapers later, she gave them a quick stack and pushed them to the corner of the table.

Bathed in the dazzling morning light, every single one of Cordelia’s casual movements looked profoundly divine. Her skin was flawlessly pale and beautiful. Her breasts were huge, her waist tightly nipped, and her rear possessed a wonderfully cute, rounded plumpness. Her limbs were long and slender; she had a model-like physique that made it impossible to believe she was a front-line adventurer.

And right now, this breathtakingly beautiful woman was strolling around stark naked right in front of me.

……Yeah. Last night definitely wasn't a dream.

All night long. Drowned in the absolute greatest pleasure of my entire life, I had mindlessly slammed my hips into her, losing track of how many times I had ejaculated inside her. We had been so utterly consumed by the sex that we apparently kept going until we blacked out from exhaustion, sleeping like logs straight through until morning.

"……What are you staring at?"

Noticing my dazed gaze, Cordelia glared at me. The way she subtly tried to hide her voluptuous chest with her arms showed she still had a bit of shyness left in her. Granted, because her boobs were so massively oversized, she wasn’t actually hiding anything at all.

"Ugh. Thanks to us doing it all night long, my entire body is sticky with sweat."

Running a hand over her skin, Cordelia seemed to realize just how messy she was.

"Because a certain someone used me to his heart's content, my down-there is completely crusted over with dried semen. This is literally the worst." 

"S-Sorry……" 

"I absolutely need a proper bath first thing in the morning. We didn't even get to wash up last night because of you."

Muttering complaints under her breath, Cordelia opened the door leading to the living room. She was likely heading toward the bathroom.

In a world where public bathhouses were the absolute norm, having a private bath inside your own home was the height of luxury. Seriously, she lived in a place that made it impossible to believe she was a rookie adventurer.

As I sat there hovering on the edge of the bed, Cordelia suddenly called out over her shoulder. "Hey."

"What?" 

"What do you mean, 'What?' I just said I’m taking a bath." 

"? Okay, go ahead." 

"You're coming with me to wash my back." 

"……Eh?"

As I sat there completely dumbfounded, Cordelia let out a smug, playful chuckle.

"Didn't you just say you felt bad? If you actually feel guilty, you better devote yourself entirely to serving me. So, first things first, get in the bath with me and wash my body clean. Got it?" 

"……A-Ah, yeah." 

"Or what? Are you seriously telling me you're too embarrassed to take a bath with me now?" 

"Like hell I am!" 

"Hehe. Then let’s go in together. Once we’re out, we have ice cream. It's mine, obviously. But I suppose I can let you have a single bite. And after we eat breakfast and read the paper, next we'll…… well."

Cordelia paused, placing a delicate finger against her chin as a soft smile played on her lips.

"We'll sit down and discuss our strategy as a party moving forward. Right, Kent?"

Having said her piece, she gave her brilliant blonde hair a sharp flip and strode out of the bedroom.

Cordelia Salisbury. A woman with the absolute worst personality, a smug high-achiever who had graduated at the top of the academy, and an incredibly talented female adventurer.

……It looked like she was going to be spending a lot of time with me from here on out—as my perfectly compatible, ultimate partner.

And that applied to both adventuring, and sex.

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