I Formed a Party with a Girl via an Adventurer Matching App - Chapter 63

 The Regular Routine

Evangeline is a succubus. However, even with her total lack of familiarity with adventurer politics, she apparently understood that registering her actual succubus information with the guild would cause some serious problems. Therefore, when submitting her adventurer registration, she simply made up every single metric about herself on the spot and turned it in.

The pseudonym "Evangeline Aaa"—which clearly showed she hadn't spent even a single second thinking about it seriously—said everything that needed to be said. And because she hammered out the paperwork so carelessly, the guild managed to process all of her administrative work in the brief, fleeting window of time Cordelia and I spent checking the bulletin board amidst the crowd outside.

No matter how exceptionally elite a party might be, if a mysterious new member with completely nonsensical stats gets thrown into the mix, the overall compatibility is going to tank. In other words, this entire fiasco was brought about solely by a sudden whim of Evangeline's.

"Uuuughhh... I'm so sorry, okay~? I had no idea my little stunt would cause you guys to have a dry spell~..."

Forced to sit on her knees on the living room floor, Evangeline bowed her head in genuine remorse.

We both knew she didn't mean any harm. In her own way, she simply wanted to go on an adventure together with us.

"...Hmph. It's not like that was the reason we weren't having sex anyway. I merely thought that with the final showdown against the Demon King ahead of us, it was no time to be fooling around and doing lewd things."

Cordelia said it with a straight face, but it was painfully obvious she was telling a blatant lie. She was undoubtedly feeling incredibly self-conscious about getting so depressed over a total misunderstanding.

To begin with, while Evangeline may have triggered this whole incident... the ones who truly overcomplicated the situation were us and our own jumping to conclusions. Shocked by the miserably low figure of 0.02%, we hadn't properly examined the party roster printed immediately below it (mostly because we assumed an unrelated third party couldn't possibly be mixed in). Failing to notice a completely ridiculous name on the sheet was our own blunder, and we couldn't blame anyone else for it. In the end, Cordelia and I completely skipped reviewing the document's fine print, leaped straight to checking the sexual compatibility at the very bottom, and... well, everyone knows the rest.

A teacup was gently placed in front of Cordelia as she let out a rough, annoyed huff. With practiced, elegant movements, Susie poured tea into her cup.

"In any case, I am glad to see the two of you back together in your element." 

"Susie?! It's not like that between me and him!" 

"Yes, yes. Of course. I understand completely. After all, this man is merely a nobody—a stray bone destined to be effortlessly cast aside by Milady the moment she finally snaps to her senses." 

"Susie, do you want Cordelia and me to stay together or break up? Which one is it?" 

"A maiden's heart is a deeply fragile thing, you stray bone." 

"A maiden?" 

"Do you have a complaint?" 

"No, nothing at all."

I cut the conversation short, shifting away from Susie's icy glare.

Taking a moment, I looked around at our current living room.

Cordelia and I were sitting side-by-side on the plush couch. Having finally received forgiveness from Cordelia, Evangeline was at last permitted to sit in the single-seater armchair. Meanwhile, Susie went around serving drinks tailored perfectly to each of our preferences. Evangeline was technically still in her maid outfit, but she clearly had absolutely zero intention of actually helping Susie with her chores.

The profound realization that we had just slain the Demon King who once ruled over the world's darkness was entirely absent. Right now, I only felt a deep affection for the sight before me: our regular routine, safely restored to our hands.

Before meeting Cordelia and forming a party with a compatibility rating exceeding 200%, a feeling like this would have been utterly impossible. Back then, my days consisted of grinding down my mental state on adventures, only to spend whatever pocket change I scraped together on booze to drown my sorrows. Compared to that, the scene currently unfolding in this room was incredibly peaceful.

Safely ensconced in a party that was no longer in any danger of disbanding, I felt a deep sense of contentment. I moistened my lips with the tea Susie had brewed, then slowly set the cup back down on its saucer without making a sound.

As if waiting for that exact cue, Cordelia flung her arms around me.

Her voluptuous breasts pressed firmly against my chest through my shirt. Her soft lips locked onto mine, leaving no room for argument. Her lips, gently warmed from drinking the hot tea, felt wonderful, and a faint, fragrant aroma carried through our kiss.

"Wh-C-Cordelia...?!"

Caught entirely off guard by the sudden embrace and kiss, I could only stammer out her name. But the woman named Cordelia was, as always, a thoroughly selfish young lady who only ever did exactly what she wanted to do.

"We were kept on a leash for an entire week, you know. Did you honestly think I'd be satisfied with just a few quick rounds in a restless, uncomfortable cave?" 

"Well, when you put it that way, you're right. But doing it so suddenly right in front of Susie and Evangeline is a bit..." 

"Please, it's way too late for either of them to care about that sort of thing, isn't it?" 

"Fair point."

Glancing over, Susie’s cheeks were flushed red, and she was tracking us with blatant, restless fascination. Evangeline's eyes were practically sparkling as she blurted out, "Wait, really?! Sex?! We're having sex?! We're doing it?! Let's do it right now~!" while already halfway ripping off her maid outfit.

With Cordelia clinging tightly to me, I felt the blood rush straight to my lower abdomen. My loose trousers rapidly hoisted up as my cock grew stiff and erect, a sight the three girls watched with absolute delight.

"...In that case, shall we move to the bedroom?"

The moment I made the suggestion, they nodded without a single shred of hesitation, practically racing each other to see who could step into the bedroom first.

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