Chapter 1 - Early Childhood

When I woke up, there was a breast right in front of my face.

It loomed over me, massive and imposing. It was definitely bigger than my own head. My first thought was, Wait, is this a giantess?! but I realized the truth almost immediately. No. The breast wasn't huge; I was just tiny.

"There now, Sao. Drink up. You need to grow big and strong."

The speaker was the owner of said breasts. She was a mature, grown woman, and the way she held me in her arms was the very picture of a mother.

And the child being held was, of course, me.

Does this mean I’m currently a baby being breastfed by my mother?!

"What's the matter, Sao? Aren't you going to drink?"

She’s been calling me "Sao" for a bit now, so it seems that’s my name here. 

Sao. 

So that’s my new name in this world...

Got it. Sao.

Anyway, if I want to survive, I have to eat. I might have only just regained consciousness and don't understand much yet, but regardless—down the hatch! Time to dig into the feast before me! 

Chomp.

"Ngh... ah...?! This boy, biting out of nowhere...?! You’re quite the little tease, aren't you...!?"

Slurp, slurp, gulp...! 

Lick, lick, lick, lick...!

"Mnnn... hngh... ❤️❤️ Hey now, stop being so naughty... ❤️❤️ To think you'd sneak in some groping while you're supposed to be feeding... I'm starting to worry about your future... ❤️❤️"

Despite her words, my mother's voice was heavy with a damp, lingering heat. Faced with the raw sensuality of a mother in her prime, even a baby’s penis couldn't help but stand at full attention.

So, it turns out I’m a man in this life too.

The sensation of getting a boner despite being a baby made that much clear.

To be honest, I felt a wave of relief. Even if I’ve been reincarnated into another world with cheat abilities, losing my junk would mean losing more than half the fun.

...Well, I guess even if I’d been born a girl, I probably could’ve found ways to enjoy that too...?

Regardless, the reality is that I’ve been born a man once again, so I fully intend to savor every pleasure a man can have in this world!

"Ahnn! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Sao, don't suck so hard! ❤️❤️ You’re going to rip my nipple right off...! ❤️❤️"

That being said, I’m still just a baby who recently reincarnated. Even if I’ve carried over the wisdom and knowledge of my previous life like a "New Game+"... my body is that of a child while my mind is an adult. With these completely undeveloped limbs, there isn't a damn thing I can do.

At most, I can fondle my mom's breasts while I'm nursing.

Since I’m stuck in this state, the best I can do is eavesdrop on the adults' conversations. In short: intelligence gathering.

Even though I say "another world," I won't know what kind of place it is—the level of civilization, the social system, or the ecosystem—until I investigate. Depending on whether I can gather enough intel to understand how this world works, my range of movement once I’m old enough to act on my own will be vastly different.

However, as a baby, my only source of information was the idle gossip of the adults chatting nearby. They all assumed a baby couldn't possibly understand them, so they let quite a few scandalous topics slip without hesitation.

One piece of useful info I picked up was the complaint that "monsters are ruining the fields (or killing livestock), and it’s a real problem." This means monsters exist in this world. Truly a fantasy setting.

The specific monsters mentioned were "Something-or-other Boars," "Something-or-other Bears," "Something-or-other Wolves," and Goblins. While the bears, boars, and wolves might just be types of wild beasts slightly different from my previous world, Goblins are unmistakably monsters.

Goblins really have a strong presence, don't they?

I also learned from their chatter that there are adventurers who make a living exterminating monsters. That said, the village I was born in doesn't have the financial leeway to hire professionals, so they apparently focus on self-defense. I heard some grumbling along the lines of, "If only the Lord would come help..." from which I gather this world is a feudal society with a nobility system.

The King owns the land, leases divided portions to his vassals, and the country is sustained by the tax revenue collected from those lands.

It seems I was born in a tiny, rural village in a corner of such a kingdom. Born to a mother who is a commoner through and through, I am also a commoner through and through.

Basically, I have no innate advantage when it comes to power or status. But if I don't have it, there are plenty of ways to play my hand, and just knowing that early on makes my baby-intel-gathering worthwhile.

Unfortunately, I couldn't get much information beyond that. I suppose there's a limit to the news that reaches a small, backwater village.

There was zero "grand-scale" info—like what kind of person the King is, or whether there’s a Demon Lord or a Hero.

Instead—if you can call it a substitute—the neighborhood aunties' well-side gossip was full of... 

"My husband cheated and had a kid with someone else." 

"A young lad from the next village came for a 'night visit,' so I showed him the ropes." 

"I had my daughter serve as a 'night companion' to entertain the official." 

There was no shortage of scandalous rumors.

It’s pleasant enough to listen to, so it works as entertainment, but these rumors hidden a very important piece of information. Essentially... This world is quite liberal when it comes to sex. Wait, not just "quite"—maybe "extraordinarily"?

In my previous life, the scandals mentioned above were shocking enough to lead to divorce, lawsuits, or even crimes of passion involving blades, yet judging by the nonchalant tone of the ladies talking, they’re treated as trivial matters.

Now that I think about it, the only parent in my house is my mom; I haven't seen anyone I could call a father even once. Does that have something to do with this culture?

At any rate, this sexually open climate is bound to work in my favor later on. I’m looking forward to growing up. With that thought in mind, I looked forward to my most immediate pleasure: breast time.

Six years have passed since then.

I—Sao—have grown up fast and healthy during that time, turning into a young boy known around the neighborhood for being quite a handful. Even so, my clingy nature hasn't changed. Today, I’m diving in for a hug again! Yah!

"Eek?! Honestly, Sao, I've told you it startles me when you hug me from behind!" 

"Sorry, Mom!" 

"Goodness, you're hopeless... ❤️❤️"

Though she scolded me, there’s a reason I hug her from the back. After all, I’m still just a kid. I’m still growing and haven't hit my growth spurt yet, so I’m only about half as tall as an adult.

What happens when a kid that size hugs his mother from behind? That’s right: Mom’s butt is at the exact height of my face!

Under the pretext of a child acting spoiled, I rub my cheeks against her ass to my heart's content.

"Hahn... ❤️❤️ Now Sao, stop being naughty ❤️❤️ It’s hard to hang the laundry like this, you know?" 

"Okay~!"

Despite her words, I didn't stop pressing my face into her backside. Among the women in the village, my mother had a notably voluptuous figure; her breasts were large, but her hips were equally impressive. Her generous curves stretched her medieval-style long skirt to its limit. They say wide hips are built for easy birthing, and knowing those very hips brought me safely into this world only adds to my deep appreciation.

With that gratitude in mind, I buried my face in her ass and rubbed my cheeks against it.

"Honestly... you can't be a mama's boy forever, Sao. You have to undergo the ceremony soon, after all." 

"Yeah! I know!"

Did you catch that? A phrase straight out of an isekai fantasy just slipped into my mom's dialogue.

The Ceremony. 

Specifically, it's called the "Rite of Heavenly Revelation"—a setting that screams "fantasy world."

In this world, everyone must undergo this ritual once they reach a certain age, regardless of status or gender. It’s a ceremony where God officially certifies a person's "Divine Calling".

Every person has a character class that suits them best, known as their 'Divine Calling'. These classes include things like [Merchant], [Lumberjack], or [Hunter]. If you actually take up the profession assigned as your 'Divine Calling', you’ll grow at a pace far beyond anyone else, practically guaranteeing you'll rise to the top of your field.

What's more, some classes include things like [Warrior], [Priest], or [Mage]. If you hit the jackpot with a 'Divine Calling' like that, you can head to the city and dream of making a fortune overnight. That’s why everyone approaches the Rite of Heavenly Revelation with their hearts pounding in anticipation.

"Talk about a total fantasy...!" 

This system really makes me shake my head.

I'm finally at the age where I have to be told my destiny, so Mom and the adults around me are starting to get restless. And for good reason: if you hit the jackpot with a good 'Divine Calling', even a commoner born in the sticks has a path to success and status.

Apparently, in this very village where I grew up, there have been people who drew a winning 'Divine Calling' and set off for the Royal Capital.

"I want Sao to be blessed with a good 'Divine Calling' and lead a happy life, but having one that’s too good is a problem in itself. You'd be summoned by the nobles and taken far away immediately... I want to spend at least a little more time with you."

Mom was fretting over her son's future, but... ...I'm sorry, Mom.

The truth is, I already know what my 'Divine Calling' is.

Of course, I haven't undergone the ritual yet. But hey, I'm a reincarnated soul, right?

Since I get special treatment, God actually came to see me directly and told me my 'Divine Calling' ahead of time.

I think I was about two years old when it happened? It’ll be a relief to finally go public with the 'Divine Calling' I've been keeping secret all this time, but... Other than that, I can't say I'm particularly thrilled.

And so, I visited the church to hear the answer that had already been spoiled for me. It was the only facility in the village dedicated to the god of this world.

The "Rite of Heavenly Revelation" is performed here by the priest. "In the name of the Almighty God, reveal the destiny of this child..." he chanted, and then...

"This child's 'Divine Calling' has been revealed."

 "And it is...!?" 

"It is [Pole Master]." 

"Pardon?" 

"As I said... he is a [Pole Master]. God declares that this child possesses the talent of a [Pole Master]."

My adventure has only just begun!

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