Prologue - I Think I’ll Try This "Isekai Reincarnation" Thing

First off, I died. 

The cause was a heart attack, so I’m guessing someone must have written my name in a Death Note.

Well, it wasn't a bad life, all things considered. I made a little over three million yen a year, lived alone, paid reasonable rent, and as long as I didn't blow my money, I lived a fairly comfortable life.

I never got a girlfriend, and I couldn't afford to visit any "specialty" parlors, but I was satisfied enough playing F2P adult mobile games and rubbing one out to one- or two-minute sample clips.

And then, I reached the end. I died a lifelong virgin.

If I had any regrets about my previous life, that would be it—but if I’m getting a second chance, that doesn't really matter anymore. That's right: it seems I've been granted a "next time."

In other words, a next life.

After I died and went to a place that looked like the afterlife, a person who looked like a god explained the situation and told me I could be reincarnated.

What's more, the destination is another world.

"If you don't choose reincarnation, you're going to hell. Which will it be?"

Since that's how they put it, I obviously answered, "I'll do it! I'll reincarnate!!" Wait... I was going to hell? Why?

Well, whatever. As long as I get to be reincarnated into another world, I’m fine with it.

And so, I’m about to dive into my next life. In this fantasy world where my next chapter unfolds, I really hope there are plenty of good things waiting for me...

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