I Formed a Party with a Girl via an Adventurer Matching App - Chapter 2

 Sex Compatibility: 215.40%

"...T-That is definitely my name..." 

"And that's definitely mine."

Seeing that both of us had acknowledged it, the staff member gave a firm nod and opened her thin lips.

"Here at the Adventurer's Guild, we have accumulated all kinds of data from thousands, even tens of thousands of adventurers spanning back centuries. By analyzing this information from multiple angles, the Adventurer Matching App pairs adventurers together so they can form parties capable of achieving much more powerful synergy. That is what this service does."

As she explained, the staff member pointed a well-groomed, glossy index finger at the parchment.

"What does this compatibility value look like to you?" 

"I-It looks like it says 99.98%..." 

"The compatibility rating for an average party is, at highest, around 50%." 

"Fi-Fifty...?!"

Hearing this explanation, Cordelia’s eyes went wide, and she was left utterly speechless. Beside her, I was quietly shocked too. Fifty percent... That was only half of what we had.

To add to our astonishment, the staff member drove the point home.

"Are you familiar with the Holy Swordsman Gaias, the Holy Mage Lulutina, and the Holy Sage Orcantios?" 

"Of course I am! Who doesn't know them?! They might be retired now due to old age, but back in their prime, they were the strongest adventurer party to ever rock the world. Their teamwork was completely unrivaled, and they were always requested by name for SSS-rank missions. They're a legendary party!" 

"Their compatibility rating was roughly 75%." 

"Se-Seventy-five...?!"

Once again, we were stunned into silence. After a brief pause, Kent and Cordelia simultaneously glanced at each other out of the corners of their eyes.

...Her? This arrogant, haughty, selfish woman? Is supposed to be my ultimate partner—one who vastly outperforms the greatest adventurer party this country has ever seen...?

Seeing us completely tongue-tied, the staff member must have figured we were finally convinced. Nodding with satisfaction, she handed the parchment over to us.

"You may keep this for your reference. It details where your respective strengths and weaknesses lie, and how you can cover for each other. Please utilize it for your future adventures."

I took the parchment as told and looked down at the text.

◆ Matching Results ◆

This certifies that the adventurer party compatibility rating between the following individuals is 99.98%.

  • Kent O'Brien

  • Cordelia Salisbury

End of Document

◆ Detailed Assessment ◆

  • Offensive Synergy: 98.42%

    • Individual Skills:

      • Kent O'Brien: See attached sheet for details

      • Cordelia Salisbury: See attached sheet for details

  • Defensive Synergy: 90.34%

    • Individual Skills:

      • Kent O'Brien: See attached sheet for details

      • Cordelia Salisbury: See attached sheet for details

  • Magical Synergy: 91.59%

    • Individual Skills:

      • Kent O'Brien: See attached sheet for details

      • Cordelia Salisbury: See attached sheet for details

  • Growth Rate Synergy: 99.99%

    • Individual Skills:

      • Kent O'Brien: See attached sheet for details

      • Cordelia Salisbury: See attached sheet for details

  • Sex Compatibility: 215.40%

Every single number was across-the-board high. While I didn't know the exact breakdown of each category, the bottom line was that higher numbers meant a better match for the party. Considering that even the legendary Holy Swordsman Gaias's party was only at 75%, this was undoubtedly unprecedented.

"...Hm?"

But then, my eyes caught a bizarre string of text at the very bottom of the parchment.

"Excuse me, what exactly is this 'Sex Compatibility'?" 

"Ah, that indicates the degree of compatibility between the two of you in the bedroom... In short, it is your sexual compatibility." 

""WHAT?!?!?!""

Faced with such an outrageous statement, both Cordelia and I felt our faces instantly burst into flames. Yet, the staff member maintained a completely cool, professional expression, continuing her explanation in a flat, matter-of-fact tone.

"Adventurers lead lives where they constantly face death on a daily basis, making it difficult to find the time to slowly nurture romance. Consequently, their marriage rate is significantly lower than that of the general public. Viewing this as a problem, the Guild implemented a policy to add sexual compatibility into the matching criteria, hoping it might serve as a reference to help encourage them to have children... It is currently being introduced on a trial basis." 

"I see... By the way, about this number right here..."

Flustered, I placed my finger over that specific section of the sheet.

  • Sex Compatibility: 215.40%

"Isn't this a bit too high?" 

"It is exceptionally high." 

"So it has to be a mistake, right?"

 "No, it is correct." 

"But it's literally over 100%..." 

"It is purely a calculated value. If your chemistry is just that extraordinary, it can indeed exceed the baseline." 

"......" 

"Normally, it never happens, of course. It's just something that is theoretically possible." 

"......" 

"Therefore, you two are likely an abso-lu-tely incredible match for one another." 

"......" 

"Do you have any further questions?" 

"No, I'm... I'm good..." 

"Understood."

The staff member clicked her heels together cleanly and gave a slight, polite bow.

"Well then. I wish you a wonderful adventuring life."

With the rhythmic click-clack of her footsteps, the staff member walked away. Left behind in her wake, Cordelia and I slowly turned our heads to look at each other once more.

And then, Cordelia... 

Watch her cheeks dye a vivid, bright crimson right before my eyes, she suddenly shrieked:

"ABSO-LUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

With that, she wrapped her arms tightly around herself, desperately trying to shield her voluptuous chest from my gaze.

How did she even know I was looking there?


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