I Formed a Party with a Girl via an Adventurer Matching App - Chapter 56
The Day of Departure
"Mistress. Master Kent. Isn't it about time for your departure?"
Prompted by Susie's voice, Cordelia and I raised our heads at the same time.
We were in a room of our apartment. I was sitting on a dining table chair, while Cordelia sat loosely on the living room sofa.
"Ah, right. I suppose it is."
With a sluggishness entirely uncharacteristic of her, Cordelia began to get ready. As she did her final weapon checks and slipped into her adventuring chainmail, she looked somewhat spaced out.
As I absentmindedly watched her get ready, the sound of pitter-pattering footsteps approached. It was our dark-skinned succubus freeloader... Evangeline.
"Big Bro? You're heading to the Demon Realms now, right?"
"Yeah."
"The Demon Realms are far away, so you're gonna leave this place empty for a while, right?"
"I'm telling you right now, we can't take you along. Even if we somehow managed to deceive the other adventurers, things would get way too complicated if you showed up in front of the Demon King."
"True~. It'd be a teeny bit awkward for me too, so I think I'll sit out this time anyway."
So it's only "a teeny bit awkward" to you...
"Hey, hey~? Since you're gonna be gone for a while, can I at least suck your cock today?"
"........"
"Evangeline. Behave yourself."
Seeing that I was at a loss for how to respond, Susie stepped in and reprimanded Evangeline. Honestly, I wasn't really in the mood for that sort of thing right now, so it was a lifesaver.
However, having her request denied, Evangeline puffed out one of her cheeks in obvious dissatisfaction.
"Hmph~? Fine then, whatever~. I'll just lick Susie's boobs instead~."
"Eh. We are both women."
"But I'm a succubus~."
"Wait, hold on—"
To escape Susie's pleading gaze, I stood up and strapped my sword to my waist.
Leaving Susie's tragic-sounding screams behind us, I stepped out of the apartment room a step ahead. Hearing Cordelia's footsteps following closely behind me as she fled the room as well, the two of us headed from the apartment toward the Adventurers' Guild.
It had been a week since we checked the latest matching app results at the guild.
Our adventurer party suitability rating was 0.02%. The drop from the previous 99.98% was so catastrophic that the moment we saw the result, our brains completely short-circuited.
Once we finally snapped out of it, we immediately skipped past all the other parameters to check the very bottom entry. The final metric on the matching app results was always sexual compatibility.
The last time we checked, our sexual compatibility was a staggering 215.40%. During our very first time, just inserting it was enough to make us finish together, and every time after that, we were the ultimate sexual partners, reaching climax over and over again.
With a prayer in our hearts, we peered down at the diagnosis result that leaped out at our eyes.
・ Sexual Compatibility: 0.00%
Our memories from that point onward were a bit hazy.
Before we knew it, we had left the guild and made our way back to our apartment. Both of us became incredibly tight-lipped, and no matter what we were doing, we were completely checked out.
Seeing us wrapped in an atmosphere so radically different from usual, Susie seemed incredibly bewildered.
Since that day, I hadn't had sex with Cordelia. Even the baths we always used to take together were left entirely up to Susie.
On the surface, we told Susie and Evangeline that we simply didn't want to exhaust ourselves right before a massive job like a Demon King subjugation. Witnessing the sudden, complete transformation of a couple that used to have sex almost every single night, Susie could no longer hide her worried expression.
Even so, reading the room, Susie—who usually begged for sex every night under the guise of "poison testing"—stopped sharing my bed entirely from then on. The succubus, Evangeline, loudly complained about her dissatisfaction at first, but after seeing that no matter how much she fooled around, my cock refused to show any motivation, she eventually stopped saying anything at all.
Even on the very night before we re-checked the matching app at the Adventurers' Guild, Cordelia and I had sex. And during that session, we had reached climax multiple times without a single issue.
Yes, absolutely nothing went wrong.
If that was the case, then in the span of just a few hours, had something happened between us that drastically altered our compatibility?
I couldn't think of a single thing. And yet, we had experienced the terrifying accuracy of the matching app's compatibility diagnosis firsthand with our own bodies.
Just how awful would sex with a 0.00% compatibility rating be? Too terrified to find out, we had practically become pathologically averse to even touching each other's skin.
If that diagnosis wasn't the result of some freak system glitch or input error... if it had truly, honestly dropped to 0.00%, accepting that reality was simply too terrifying to bear.
As we walked through the town, there was no conversation between Cordelia and me. In stark contrast to the dark, stagnant atmosphere lingering between us, the sky above the town was beautifully clear and refreshing. You could call it a perfect day for an adventure.
The plan was to gather at the guild with the other parties who had registered for the Demon King subjugation quest, and from there, finally embark on our journey to the Demon Realms where the Demon King awaited.
Suddenly, a thought crossed my mind.
The reason Cordelia and I had formed a party in the first place was because our compatibility was so perfect it couldn't possibly get any better.
Then, what if that reason was completely gone? What if our 99.98% compatibility had really plummeted to 0.02%, to the point where the two of us couldn't even properly handle a common goblin by ourselves?
...If the two of us had sex...
And it didn't feel good in the slightest...
Wouldn't that mean there was no longer any reason for Cordelia and me to be together?
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