I Formed a Party with a Girl via an Adventurer Matching App - Chapter 45

 Breakdown of Negotiations

"Let's have a threesome! Let's have sex! Please, please, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! Let's do it!"

The high-ranking general of the Demon King's Army was throwing a full-blown, absolute temper tantrum with every single fiber of her being.

Lying flat on her back on the hardwood floor, kicking her legs and flailing her arms, her behavior was entirely identical to a spoiled brat throwing a fit at a local convenience store storefront. And yet, the physical vessel executing this performance was that of a thoroughly mature, drop-dead gorgeous woman, making the spectacle incredibly difficult to manage.

Because Evangeline's current attire was limited exclusively to the single oversized button-down shirt I had lent her, every violent wriggle and thrash caused the hem to ride up, completely exposing her smooth, hairless, bare pussy to the open air.

Suddenly, Evangeline ceased her erratic flailing and threw a sneaky, probing glance in our direction to gauge our reactions. Realizing that the ambient atmosphere carried absolutely zero indications that we were about to jump into bed with her, she instantly lost it again.

"WAAAAAHHHHHH! I want to have dirty sex right now!"

She immediately dove straight back into her childish tantrum.

Witnessing a supreme commander of the Elite Four completely strip herself of all military dignity left us utterly speechless, our initial hostility completely evaporating into pure bewilderment.

Cordelia let out a heavy, exhausted sigh before addressing the writhing demon.

"Alright, look, just calm down for a second."

"Does that mean you're gonna have a threesome with me?!"

"That's…… not what I said. But regardless, if you keep screaming like that, you're going to become a severe public nuisance to the neighborhood."

"Oh, please! You two broadcast your loud, unrefined, hyper-aroused screaming all over the perimeter every single night during your marathons, and you're telling me I'm the neighborhood nuisance?!"

"Just shut up."

"Nyah?!"

Cordelia reached down and mercilessly clamped her hand onto one of Evangeline's massive breasts, grabbing a handful of flesh without an ounce of hesitation. Subjected to this abrupt, completely unprovoked act of physical violence, Evangeline curled into a tight ball on the floorboards, clutching her chest as she writhed in agonizing pain. How brutal……

Seeing that the Succubus had finally been silenced, Susie timidly raised a single hand, politely requesting permission to voice her assessment.

"Um…… for the immediate time being, she appears to lack any genuine malicious intent, but it is an verified fact that she is indeed a member of the Demon King’s Elite Four."

"It certainly seems that way."

"Given that structural reality, I believe our most logistically sound course of action is to immediately report this variable to the Guild."

"I concur. Kent, what is your assessment?"

"I agree…… and while I admit it breaks my heart a bit to do so, we absolutely cannot afford to let our guard down when dealing with a high-tier monster."

We didn't even need to cite the recent incident with the Slime Queen—who had harbored a fierce, latent intent to murder us even after her combat efficacy had been mathematically reduced to zero. The truly terrifying element of monsters is that their behavior matrices are completely unpredictable. Driven by logic that entirely bypasses human ethics and common sense, they are entities with whom humanity can never fundamentally achieve mutual understanding.

Seeing that our tactical orientation was firmly shifting toward a Guild report, Evangeline—having successfully recovered from the localized pain in her chest—spoke up with a look of sheer panic on her face.

"W-Wait, wait, wait, wait!"

"What is it this time? Susie, do we have any heavy-duty binding rope left in the inventory?"

"Focus on your active dialogue with me first!"

Evangeline pressed both of her index fingers against her temples, her brain visibly working at maximum capacity as she desperately scrambled for a counterproposal. By the time Susie returned to the living room holding a bundle of thick, coarse hemp rope, the Succubus snapped her head up, her eyes lighting up. "I've got it!"

"Oh my…… are you still attempting to formulate a wicked scheme? Regrettably for you, I cannot allow you to inflict any further hazard upon my mistress."

"Wait, what?! Why are you forcing my arms behind my back?! Hey, stop it!"

"Kindly cease your resistance."

"Of course I'm gonna resist! And what is up with that scratchy rope?! That is guaranteed to leave a marks on my skin! I literally have zero pain tolerance, okay?!"

Despite her desperate struggles to break free, Susie easily dominated the physical exchange. Armed with vastly superior raw physical strength, the maid effortlessly pinned Evangeline face-down against the hardwood floorboards.

Sensing that absolute capture was mere seconds away, Evangeline looked up at Cordelia and me with wide, pleading eyes.

"K-Kent?! Big sister?! Just hear me out for a tiny second!"

"You are being exceptionally loud…… perhaps we should initiate this containment by securing a proper ball gag in your mouth?"

"Listen, both of you! Aren't you guys even a little bit curious about experiencing an unimaginably pleasurable, hyper-erotic sex session?!"

"I was wondering what sort of nonsense you would spew…… I am utterly appalled. The very moment you open your mouth, it's nothing but sex, sex, sex. True to your nature as a base creature of lust, your existence is thoroughly vulgar to the core."

"If I channel my latent mana, I can manifest an incredibly intense, top-tier wet dream, okay?! If we deploy that capability, all three of us can share the exact same dreamscape and have sex inside it…… and if we do that, we can execute a mind-meltingly intense session unlike anything you've ever felt in reality! So, what do you think?!"

"Would you please terminate this loose-screwed, delusional commentary? Regrettably for your agenda, my mistress possesses absolutely zero interest in such a repulsive, shallow proposition. Isn't that correct, Milady?"

Susie, maintaining her triumphant pin on top of Evangeline, cast a brief glance up toward us, fully expecting absolute validation.

"Hey, Succubus woman. Tell me more about this dreamscape mechanic. Give me the explicit details."

"Yeah. It might be entirely premature to hand her over to the Guild just yet."

"Wait, what?! Are you seriously showing interest in this?!" Susie shrieked, her face twisting into a mask of pure, unadulterated shock.

I mean, can you blame us? Just look at the operational parameters.

An unimaginably pleasurable, hyper-erotic sex session. An incredibly intense, top-tier wet dream.

Whether her claims were a factual reality or a complete fabrication remained to be verified, but if they turned out to be the absolute truth, the implications were massive. After all, Cordelia and I boasted a baseline sexual compatibility metric of 215.40%. If you took that existing foundation and systematically injected the supernatural essence of a Succubus-engineered dreamscape, there was no telling what kind of heights we would reach.

Ignoring the icy, thoroughly disgusted glares that Susie was shooting directly at our heads, Cordelia and I hurriedly leaned down and eagerly liberated Evangeline from the heavy hemp ropes.

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