I Formed a Party with a Girl via an Adventurer Matching App - Chapter 44

 The Succubus’s Plea

"Alright, then."

Cordelia cleared her throat with an air of complete authority, taking absolute control of the room's dynamic. Reacting to the acoustic cue, the woman sitting across from us—the self-proclaimed Evangeline—executed a minor, submissive shrug of her shoulders.

Currently, Cordelia and I were seated comfortably on the main couch, directly facing the self-proclaimed degenerate…… or rather, the self-proclaimed Second Seat of the Demon King’s Elite Four, Evangeline the Succubus.

Given the extreme gravity of this bizarre anomaly, we obviously couldn't remain stark naked indefinitely, so we had slid back into the everyday garments we had discarded all over the floorboards the previous evening. Susie, who had been completely screaming in a state of hyper-arousal last night, was now tightly laced into her crisp, pristine maid uniform as if absolutely nothing out of the ordinary had occurred.

As for Evangeline the Succubus, because her own clothing had been rendered completely unwearable and torn to absolute ribbons, we had forced her into one of my spare button-down shirts. However, likely due to the structural differences of a male wardrobe, the sleeves were entirely oversized, hanging loosely over her hands in a baggy profile. Beneath the hem of the shirt, a pair of thick, exceptionally voluptuous brown thighs extended onto the floorboards—presenting a highly toxic visual hazard to the male gaze.

Cordelia delivered a sharp, lingering glare at the sultry display of bare legs before locking her eyes onto Evangeline's face.

"……So, evaluating the variables, it seems you genuinely are a Succubus. And an exceptionally high-tier combatant among the monster races, at that."

"I-I literally told you that from the absolute beginning, didn't I……?! I am mathematically guaranteed to be the Second Seat of the Demon King’s Elite Four, I swear……!"

"I'm still highly skeptical regarding that specific metric."

"Why on earth is that?!"

"Think about the logistics. Even if it happens to be the absolute truth, an entity who actively masturbates on a stranger's private balcony until she hits a vegetative state of unconsciousness should probably refrain from using the proud title of Elite Four for the sake of her organization's PR, don't you think?"

"Uguu…… but it felt so completely incredible, I literally had zero executive control over my actions, okay?!"

"Are you consciously aware that you are caking the Demon King's Army in a thick layer of absolute mud in real-time right now?"

Evangeline the Succubus. While our baseline impression of her was limited to a hyper-deviant public exhibitionist, as we systematically cross-examined her testimony, it became increasingly apparent that her claims could not be casually dismissed as the delusional rants of a lunatic.

First of all, her physical anatomy featured a massive array of parameters that were fundamentally alien to human biology. The petite, twisted horns on her head, her razor-sharp claws, the bat-like wings on her back…… and the long, slender tail possessed a physical texture that was impossible to fabricate. In fact, her tail had been executing a series of depressed, moping circular patterns against the floorboards for the past several minutes.

Secondly, her internal data regarding the layout of the Demon King’s Army was absurdly precise. The exact geographic coordinates of the Demon King's fortress and the localized intelligence regarding the Elite Four seats were heavily guarded state secrets, strictly controlled by government censorship to prevent mass panic among the civilian population. Yet, Evangeline had disclosed this classified data with absolute nonchalance, displaying a level of structural detail that far exceeded the knowledge base of veteran adventurers like Cordelia and myself.

Following a rigorous evaluation of the variables alongside Susie, we were forced to conclude that Evangeline was, with a high degree of statistical probability, telling the absolute truth.

And thirdly…… once we composed our senses and evaluated her at point-blank range, this degenerate Succubus radiated a truly astronomical volume of passive mana. If one let their guard down for a single microsecond, the sheer density of her aura was enough to completely suppress a normal human. Even though she was currently curled up inside a single-person armchair looking entirely pathetic, she undeniably possessed enough latent magical capacity to vaporize this entire residential unit with a casual thought.

……Consequently. While we harbored a healthy amount of skepticism regarding her exact military rank, the reality that she was a high-tier monster brandishing hazardous magical capability was an undeniable fact. For that exact reason, casually handing her over to the baseline military police was no longer a logistically viable option.

"I have prepared the refreshments."

Noticing a natural pause in our cross-examination, Susie smoothly navigated into the room carrying a tea tray. She systematically arranged a series of teacups onto the low coffee table, filling the immediate space with the rich, fragrant aroma of freshly brewed black tea.

"Milady. It is imperative that we accurately deduce the target's true operational intent. I highly recommend taking a brief interval to stabilize our composure."

"……You're right. Thank you, Susie."

Cordelia optical a gentle nod, accepting her maid's subtle tactical advice. Handling her teacup with refined elegance, she brought it to her lips to savor the fragrant aroma.

……Incidentally, the tea tray Susie had brought into the room contained exactly one singular cup—exclusively for Cordelia.

"Excuse me? Do you have a structural complaint? For a random piece of stray garbage, would you mind terminating your envious glare toward my mistress's cup this instant?"

"I literally didn't say a single word! Why the hell are you acting so aggressively hostile toward me?!"

"Milady. We possess a massive reservoir of additional tea in the kitchen, so please do not hesitate to request a secondary pouring at any interval. ……As for you, the degenerate, I believe your brain just processed the thought: 'If they have that much extra fluid, they could easily spare a single cup for me,' correct?"

"I absolutely thought it, but since I didn't actively vocalize it, stop picking a fight with me!"

Clink!

Cordelia slammed her teacup onto its saucer with immense acoustic force. While it was a complete violation of high society etiquette, the structural message was entirely clear: "You are being exceptionally loud. Shut up."

Seeing that Susie and I had ceased our bickering, Cordelia redirected her focus to Evangeline.

"You…… you stated that your specific species matrix is a Succubus, correct?"

"Yeah, that's what I said…… but what's your point? More importantly, I need us to speed through this dialogue so we can finally start having sex—"

"Quiet. I am the one actively driving this interrogation right now."

"Uguu……?"

"Allow me to continue my line of questioning. According to standard monster lore, a Succubus is a thoroughly terrifying creature that systematically charms human males, dragging their minds and bodies into a state of absolute servitude before completely draining away their raw life force to the absolute dregs."

"I-I mean, yeah……? Mechanically speaking, that's entirely accurate……?"

"And it is written that a Succubus's charm magic operates on a compounding efficacy scale: it initiates via direct eye contact, increases through verbal exchange, escalates via physical proximity, multiplies through kissing, and achieves absolute, irreversible completion during active intercourse."

"Mmh……? Yeah, that matrix is also technically correct……?"

"Then tell me, you freak."

Cordelia’s tone dipped into a freezing, razor-sharp register as she locked her piercing gaze directly onto Evangeline.

"Brandishing a lethal toolkit of that caliber, you deliberately infiltrated our private perimeter and are currently demanding active intercourse…… Tell me, you freak. Are you, by chance, planning to systematically murder Kent?"

The sudden injection of that explicit death variable caused me to instinctively execute a heavy gulp.

As for the interrogated Succubus in question……

"Eh? I mean, yeah, obviously? AAAAAHHHHHHH?! Wait, wait, wait, wait!"

The exact millisecond Evangeline casually validated her active murder intent toward my anatomy, Cordelia’s hand formed a rigid blade, slicing through the air directly toward her throat.

"No, no, no, you completely misunderstand me! Yes, that was absolutely my primary operational objective originally, but right now things are entirely different, I swear to god?!"

"Things are different right now?"

Her curiosity piqued by the sudden variable, Cordelia brought her hand-blade to an absolute, dead halt a mere fraction of an inch from the dark skin of Evangeline's neck. However, the sheer kinetic wind pressure generated by the stop violently whipped Evangeline's lavender hair backward, forcing a pathetic "Hieee……?!" from the absolute depths of her throat.

"What exactly do you mean by 'things are different'?"

"T-That’s, well…… to put it simply…… h-having witnessed the sheer caliber of your intercourse last night, I experienced a complete structural shift in my internal motivations……?"

"What a ridiculous fabrication. If you have zero intention of presenting a logical, honest testimony, I will show absolutely zero mercy—"

"HARH?!?!?! I am absolutely not fabricating anything right now, okay?!?! I am being completely, brutally honest here?!"

Evangeline screamed at the top of her lungs, thoroughly cutting off Cordelia’s threat. Leaving Cordelia completely wide-eyed with shock, the Succubus plowed forward.

"The intercourse you two executed last night…… was literally, genuinely astronomical, okay?!"

Last night…… thinking back, Cordelia and I had indeed engaged in an intensely long session. At the start of the marathon, Susie had joined the deployment under her routine pretext of performing a "food-tasting safety check," but true to her standard performance metrics, her stamina quickly hit rock bottom and she was forced to retire early. Following her exit, Cordelia and I spent what felt like the entire duration of the night relentlessly driving our hips together.

Evangeline had evidently been voyeuristically logging that entire intimate deployment from her vantage point on the balcony.

"The sheer caliber of your coupling was mind-blowing, you hear me?! You were both desperately craving the absolute deepest depths of each other's anatomy. It was like your very souls were melting together into a thick, wet slurry. It looked like an absolute masterclass in unmitigated lust—a session pushed so far to the absolute brink of sensory ecstasy that you were literally dancing on the edge of dying from pure pleasure!"

"To receive a review of that caliber from a high-ranking demon who literally governs the concept of lust is actually giving me a minor sense of professional pride."

"Whose pride are you talking about?! More importantly, how on earth does your review correlate to a structural shift in your active motivations?"

"Are you seriously that dense?! In short, what I am trying to vocalize here is……?!"

Evangeline aggressively lunged forward, throwing her weight across the table toward our positions. Susie and I instinctively shifted into a minor defensive stance, but the behavior carried absolutely zero hostile intent.

Because the words that exploded out of her mouth next were completely non-standard.

"I want you guys to let me join in on your sex sessions too, okay?!"

"……Huh?"

"Like I said! I am a Succubus, right?! And not just some baseline variant, but a hyper-powered, elite Succubus commanding a direct seat under the Demon King! When you look at the fundamental core of my biological programming, it means that before anything else, I absolutely, unconditionally, thoroughly LOOOOOOVE having sex!"

The three of us completely froze, trading a series of bewildered glances. However, looking at Evangeline’s flushed cheeks and hyper-aroused, desperate expression, it was impossible to detect a single trace of deceit.

"Being an entity built exactly like that, do you have any idea what happens to my brain when I'm forced to sit there and watch you two execute a legendary, ultra-high-tier session like that?! Obviously, any loyalty I had toward the Demon King or military logistics completely evaporates into thin air! The only thought my brain can process is that I absolutely, mathematically must be thrown into that mix!"

"I-I mean…… I have zero baseline context for how a Succubus brain operates…… but is that really how it works?"

"That is exactly how it works, I’m telling you! I need you to let me join the deployment!"

"……"

"I want to do it, I want to do it, I want to do it, I want to do it! I want to be thrown right between the two of you, getting relentlessly plowed and thoroughly drenched in fluids until my brain completely melts from hyper-arousal!"

Screaming her absolute desires into the room, Evangeline slid completely out of her armchair, dropping directly to her knees onto the hardwood floor.

Then, throwing away the absolute last shred of dignity associated with a supreme general of the Demon King’s Elite Four, she let out a final, desperate, begging cry.

"I swear on my life I will introduce absolutely zero physical hazard to your safety matrix! I am literally just begging you to have a threesome with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!"

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