I Formed a Party with a Girl via an Adventurer Matching App - Chapter 24

 The Maid Runs Amok

An expression of pure, unadulterated disbelief plastered across her face, Susie frantically darted her eyes back and forth between me and Cordelia again and again.

"W-What on earth do you think you are doing, my lady?! Do you—do you even comprehend the sheer gravity of what you are executing right now?!"

"I am sucking Kent's cock. ……Mnh, nchu. Chuh, chuh, chuh……"

"T-That is a grotesque display of public indecency! My lady!"

"I don't particularly care to take lectures on decency from someone who enthusiastically strips stark naked in front of an audience, Susie."

"I did not enthusiastically strip naked out of personal desire!"

Her face dyed a brilliant crimson, Susie half-sobbed as she practically pleaded her case.

"Besides, my lady! Did you not explicitly state just a moment ago that you were feeling hungry?!"

"I did."

"Then how in the name of all that is holy does that logical progression suddenly lead to you devouring a penis?!"

"I simply thought I would treat myself to some of Kent's delicious cock-milk."

"How utterly vulgar, my lady! T-To—to refer to semen as 'cock-milk' of all things!"

"Oh, please. It clearly communicated the intended definition of semen to you, so who cares?"

"Ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Susie threw her head into her hands, aggressively clawing at her deep blue hair with enough sheer violence to completely dismantle the immaculate chignon she had so carefully styled.

Evidently suffering from an unimaginable vortex of psychological agony, she thrashed her upper body wildly back and forth. Tragically, however, her remarkably slender chest didn't offer much in the way of visible movement.

Suddenly, Susie snapped her head up, locking a fierce, murderous glare right onto me.

"Y-You………… YOU GODFORSAKEN NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!"

She unleashed the roar at the absolute maximum capacity of her lungs. And here I thought we had finally earned her hard-won approval, only to be instantly demoted right back to a godforsaken nobody……

"You absolute nobody! It's you! You are the degenerate who corrupted my precious lady and drilled these intensely lewd habits into her!"

"W-Well, no…… look, this is just, how do I put it……"

"For a common adventurer to lay his filthy hands on another family's refined daughter—the sheer, suicidal audacity! Drop dead this instant to offer me your formal apology! Spill your goddamn entrails all over the floorboards!"

"Chuh, chuh"

"Nngh…… a-ahhh…… i-it feels so good……"

"LISTEN TO ME WHEN I AM SPEAKING TO YOU!!! HEY!!!"

"I-I mean, it's a bit hard to focus when your mistress is actively vacuuming my dick, a-ahhh…… oh god, that feels incredible……!"

"My lady!! I am currently attempting to hold a serious, professional discourse with this godforsaken nobody!"

"Shut up, you're being incredibly loud."

Seemingly irritated by Susie's hysterical, chaotic shouting, Cordelia furrowed her brow and finally pulled her face away from my lap.

"Listen closely, Susie. You appear to be laboring under a massive misconception, so let me correct the record for you."

"M-My lady……?"

"I engage in sexual intercourse with this man because I personally desire to do so. And contrary to whatever delusional scenario you've concocted in your head, he didn't force a single thing upon me."

"Wha——?!"

At Cordelia's blunt declaration, Susie slapped both hands against her cheeks, her face twisting into a mask of pure, unbridled horror.

"In fact, I am reasonably convinced that if I didn't actively initiate the encounters myself, we would have remained sexless until the end of time. This guy doesn't exactly possess the structural spine required to make a move on a woman on his own."

"Excuse me? You little……"

I'm officially pissed!!

"Huh? What, you got a problem with that?"

"No, I don't."

I'm officially pacified!!

Right in front of a completely flabbergasted Susie, Cordelia stroked my throbbing dick with an almost maternal tenderness.

"At any rate, the bottom line is that I am deeply fond of this man's cock. Mind you, that doesn't mean I'd just hop onto any random male who crosses my path. It has to be him……"

Cordelia hesitated for a fraction of a second, a rare trace of vulnerability crossing her features.

"His cock is special."

She said. You know, it would have been a lot nicer if you said I was special, Cordelia……

Nevertheless, the fact that Cordelia wasn't sucking my dick out of some half-baked, casual whim had undoubtedly registered with Susie loud and clear. Cordelia actively pursued a sexual relationship with me precisely because our physical compatibility was off the absolute charts. While it certainly wasn't a lifestyle that traditional high society would praise, a third party had absolutely zero right to interfere…… or so the logic should go.

Would Susie actually accept that reality? I peered over to gauge her reaction.

Having absorbed Cordelia's words, the maid was currently staring down at the floorboards. Her deep blue bangs fell over her eyes, completely masking her expression. Her thin lips were pulled into a rigid, unyielding line, and I could see the tiny beauty mark resting at the corner of her mouth trembling subtly.

……But a moment later.

Susie slowly opened her mouth.

"……I see. Very well."

Hearing those words, I felt a wave of genuine surprise. I hadn't expected someone as intensely obsessed with Cordelia as Susie to fold this easily.

But my relief was entirely premature. Susie wasn't finished speaking.

"If my lady truly harbors such a profound infatuation for engaging in sexual acts with that godforsaken nobody…… then I, too, have a counterstrategy of my own."

"Susie?"

Sensing the sudden, ominous shift in Susie's demeanor, even Cordelia couldn't hide a trace of sudden anxiety.

True to her word, Susie snapped her head up with terrifying speed, locking a razor-sharp, predatory gaze directly onto me.

"You nobody."

"Y-Yeah……?"

"Please engage in sexual intercourse with me this instant."

"HUH?!"

Utterly failing to comprehend how the conversation had experienced such a catastrophic logical leap, an explosion of pure bewilderment escaped my throat. For Susie, however, the internal consistency of her plan was absolutely flawless. She glared down at me, driving her rationale home with absolute authority.

"I am my lady's dedicated housemaid. And a maid's fundamental duty dictates that before her master partakes in a meal, she must first test it for poison. Am I incorrect?"

"I-I mean, I guess that's technically true for high nobility? But…… that rule is strictly for food, isn't it?!"

"Oh? Did my lady not state mere moments ago that she was hungry and intended to partake in your cock-milk? I was under the distinct impression that we were discussing a meal, but am I mistaken?"

I cannot believe I am getting completely out-negotiated on a semantic technicality right now!

Paying absolutely zero mind to my sheer bewilderment, Susie had already risen to her feet.

Her slender, unblemished silhouette—completely unburdened by a single thread of clothing—was laid completely bare before my eyes.

Her limbs were exceptionally thin, long, and elegant. Her chest was similarly flat and petite, but the slightly darker nipples resting at their peaks stood out, puckered firmly into sharp points. Her navel was a delicate, vertical indentation resting perfectly in the center of her flat stomach, beneath which a meticulously trimmed triangle of pubic hair—dyed the exact same deep blue as the hair on her head—flourished beautifully. In stark contrast to her otherwise slender frame, her hips possessed a remarkably lush, rounded curves, tapering into a generous, soft backside built perfectly for childbearing. Her knees and elbows were flushed with a faint, alluring rosiness, and the nails of her hands and feet were buffed into a clean, healthy pink sheen.

Without a shred of intimidation, Susie marched straight up to the couch. Then, without a single microsecond of hesitation, she forcefully pulled my face directly into the center of her bare chest.

"Wha——?!"

No matter how petite they might be, breasts were breasts. Precisely because she possessed a slender, flat chest, being forcefully embraced like this at absolute zero distance meant the subtle, yielded softness of her flesh was amplified exponentially. Her firm, puckered nipples poked directly against the center of my cheeks, forcing me to become acutely, intensely aware of their physical texture. And echoing from the other side of her skin and muscle was the sound of her heart, hammering against her ribs with an extraordinarily rapid, frantic pulse.

Catching sight of Cordelia's utterly blank, dumbfounded expression as she watched the spectacle unfold, Susie delivered her masterstroke.

"Once my poison-testing duties have concluded, my lady is more than welcome to feast to her heart's content. However…… if I happen to accidentally drain him two or three times during my evaluation…… then no matter how peerless a beauty my lady may be, this nobody's equipment might be entirely too exhausted to be of any practical use to you, wouldn't you agree?"

The underlying mechanics of Susie's strategy clicked in my mind. In other words, she intended to have sex with me right here and now…… completely milking me dry of every single drop of semen before Cordelia could even get a turn.

If she succeeded, then no matter how intensely Cordelia desired to have sex with me today, I would be physically incapable of performing. Susie was willingly sacrificing her own virtue to act as a physical shield, keeping Cordelia away from the act of sex entirely.

I had to hand it to her; it was a magnificent play. For an impromptu strategy whipped up on the spot, it was remarkably airtight. One could even call it a flawless operational blueprint.

……Assuming, of course, that her opponents weren't myself and Cordelia.

"Fine. I don't mind at all."

True to form, Cordelia calmly accepted Susie's sudden proposal for a poison test. Then, a deeply amused, incredibly knowing smirk spreading across her lips, she looked down at me as my face remained pressed firmly against Susie's breasts.

The smile playing across Cordelia's features was overflowing with a staggering, absolute mountain of pure confidence.

It was the look of a woman who knew with absolute certainty that whatever "flawless" strategy Susie had concocted…… was fundamentally incapable of driving a wedge between the two of us.

"Well. I suppose it’s healthy for you to sample something other than my own premium, exquisite nectar once in a while. It will only make you appreciate my true value that much more. Right, Kent?"

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