I Formed a Party with a Girl via an Adventurer Matching App - Chapter 23

 The Housemaid’s Utter Consternation

"I am profoundly sorry for getting completely ahead of myself and committing a relentless series of unforgivable slights."

Susie was currently performing a full-body kowtow, stark naked, her head pressed flat against the floorboards directly in front of me and Cordelia.

The maid uniform she had been wearing just moments before was now neatly folded and set aside in a tidy pile. Perched awkwardly on top of the garments was her round-rimmed spectacles—which, as it turned out, had been purely for show. At this point, the only piece of attire Susie still possessed was her white maid's headpiece, which she had evidently forgotten to take off in her sheer panic.

In stark contrast to her slender frame, her remarkably plump, generous backside trembled pathetically as she kept her forehead glued to the floor, letting out a tearful, miserable whimper. 

"Uuuuugh……"

"W-What on earth is wrong with the two of you……? You were both so incredibly weak just a moment ago. You were absolute, literal trash! So how—how did you suddenly become so ridiculously, absurdly overpowered the exact second you stood together?!"

"Even if you ask us how……"

"Could this have been your objective from the very beginning?! Did you deliberately pose as low-tier garbage to lower my guard, all so you could force me into a naked kowtow?! Oh, if that is the case, what a thoroughly wicked, depraved individual you are, Lord Kent! If the master of our house ever learns that his precious daughter has grown into such a cunning, deceitful character, I shudder to think what he would say!"

"Let me remind you, you were the one who brought up the whole naked kowtow wager to begin with, Susie," Cordelia interjected coldly.

Shedding every single stitch of her maid attire had been entirely Susie's own doing. In fact, both of us had tried to stop her, telling her she didn't need to go that far. Susie, however, had stubbornly refused to budge, declaring, "As a maid, I am bound by absolute duty to honor an agreement once it has been spoken."

As a direct consequence of her own rigid principles, she was now forced into a tearful, blushing kowtow, practically half-sobbing onto the floor. If it's painful enough to make you cry, you really shouldn't have opened your mouth in the first place……

By contrast, Cordelia and I were leaning comfortably back against the cushions of the couch. Our bathrobes were barely even rumpled, and our breathing hadn't accelerated in the slightest. We were completely immaculate. This effortless composure alone was a testament to just how instantly and decisively we had dismantled Susie and forced the words "I surrender" from her lips.

Staring down at the maid who couldn't bring herself to raise her face out of sheer humiliation, Cordelia let out a highly theatrical, exaggerated sigh.

"Besides, it’s not like we actually care whether you strip naked or whatever, Susie."

"How cruel, my lady! And here I am, an unmarried, pure maiden!"

"Well? Do you finally understand that the two of us are actually quite strong?"

"…………"

Susie hesitated, completely at a loss for words. Having served as both a housemaid and a personal bodyguard for so many years, her core perception of Cordelia was hardwired to view her as a fragile asset that required absolute protection.

Yet the reality was undeniable: Cordelia had beaten her. She had won a total, crushing victory. All by standing side-by-side with me—the partner who boasted a flawless, absolute compatibility with her.

Perhaps realizing that the two of us were staring directly down at her, Susie squirmed uncomfortably. The sight of her large, pale, beautifully shaped rear swaying under a deep crimson blush was intensely erotic.

"…………"

"Are you still going to worry about me being an adventurer after this?"

"It is less a matter of worry, and more…… well, the inherent danger of the profession is still—"

"Just so you know, the two of us completely slaughtered a Violet Dragon on our own, and we've already achieved a flawless, full clearance of the Death Golem Dungeon."

"That goes way past the definition of 'strong' into absolute absurdity?!"

Struck by the sheer weight of Cordelia’s casual follow-up, Susie slammed her forehead straight into the wooden floor out of sheer, unadulterated shock. After the dull thud echoed through the room, she let out a long, thoroughly defeated groan. 

"Haaaaaah……"

"Very well, very well. It appears that during the time you were away from my sight, you have grown into a remarkably splendid and capable figure, my lady."

"You finally understand?"

"Yes. Painfully so."

Saying this, Susie gently rubbed her forehead. The only reason your forehead hurts is because you chose to smash it into the floor yourself.

"This unworthy Susie…… feels she has no choice but to begrudgingly acknowledge the partnership between the two of you."

Though her actual vocabulary bled with an undeniable, deeply rooted frustration, it seemed Susie had officially accepted our status as legitimate partners.

Glancing over to my side, I found Cordelia already looking back at me. Without uttering a single sound, her lips silently traced a clear message:

“We totally nailed it.”

Her intensely proud, smug little expression was vintage Cordelia, and I couldn't stop a warm, affectionate smile from spreading across my face. Rather than snapping at my reaction like she usually did, Cordelia simply stretched her arms high above her head, letting out a thoroughly satisfied hum. 

"Mmmnn……"

"Still, perhaps due to that light exercise, I've found myself rather hungry."

"You dismantled me with absolute mathematical perfection, and you call that 'light'……?"

Susie was visibly suffering from a severe case of emotional damage, but Cordelia completely ignored her.

"In that case, my lady, since the opportunity has presented itself…… would you allow me to prepare a home-cooked meal for you, just like old times?"

Finally abandoning her prolonged kowtow, Susie forced a cheerful, bright tone into her voice as she addressed her mistress.

"While you were attending the academy, I underwent rigorous specialized training to further refine my domestic skills. It may sound conceited, but I pride myself on the fact that my culinary arts have improved exponentially since the days you resided at the Salisbury estate. Now that we have been reunited like this, let us gather around the dining table together just like—"

"Mnh, nchu…… chuh…… lick…… nngh, nchu……"

"Ah, haah, haah…… a-ahhh…… K-Kent…… hyaah……っ!"

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF SANITY ARE THE TWO OF YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!"

Susie had finally lifted her head, only to let out a piercing, utterly hysterical shriek at the cataclysmic spectacle unfolding directly before her eyes.

The scene greeting the maid's newly raised gaze was simple:

Right there on the couch, Cordelia had completely parted the front of my bathrobe, her eyes narrowed in absolute, delicious ecstasy as she enthusiastically sucked and savored my rock-hard cock.

Prev            TOC            Next